Samantha Dikolli

DC is NOT the south and I know this because sweet tea isn’t available at every single restaurant here

running for mayor of DC on a single-issue platform: bringing a Waffle House to the nation’s capital

& for the lady, perhaps a day off?

Cameraman for the national anthem for the Super Bowl deserves a raise

they had the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever and they took it

god i’ve seen what you’ve done for verizon and need you to do it for outlook for like six hours

Buddy, we are one more game like that away from having to have some truly uncomfortable discussions.

December: finally, a break so I can get things done January: finally, a routine so I can get things done

Cal beating a private school from Texas to send a basketball school from North Carolina to the ACC championship game is peak realignment.

Potential new DC mayors: - Sandwich Guy - IRS hotdog man - Dude who saved Metro

“No pro franchise in town has leaned into the District, its residents and the issues they care about the way the Spirit has. It’s a beautiful combination of organic and intentional.” Read @BarrySvrluga in today’s @PostSports: wapo.st/4a5QzK0

“are you okay?” no i chose to work in social media

Goodbye Sooners. Ayo what is a sooner?

Great news for @BarstoolRia and @BarstoolFran

Was waiting for the this one 👍

Day one of Snack Wrap : - Many restaurants sold in a day what our highest forecast planned for an entire week, if not more - "Delivery" momentarily overwhelmed in parts of NYC probably due to multiple offices mass ordering ungodly amounts of snack wraps - Number of units sold per restaurant on first day were on par or higher than anything we've seen recently (believe me, this is nuts). - Some places sold out on day one and did not even make it to dinner, BUT everything should be back on today thanks to our amazing supply partners - Ranch leading the charge, but selling more spicy than what we anticipated, at least on day one - Fun fact : Snack Wrap GIF searches on GIPHY spiked by 146,190% Mindbending. Another proof consumer demand on social translates into actual demand and excitement in store. Seeing the passion from the fans meant the world to us, we'll do everything we can to match the demand for you all.

hello sharks. i am asking for a day between sunday and monday

If you’re going to play in Texas, win. @TexasSoftball are National Champions.

DC! Go take a walk. Eat lunch outside. Breathe fresh air. Close Microsoft teams! You can lock in when the weather is cold in January.