DeMan

@flea333 Would you settle for a Puerto Rican rattlesnake? @luisjgomez

I love rattlesnakes. A good honest rattlesnake

Y'all make fun of Florida, but it's the only place with direct flights to the Moon.

BREAKING: 14-year-old boy running for Vermont Governor, will be on general election ballot.

SLIDE, JUAN SOTO, SLIDE!!!!!!!!!

It would behoove the Mets to win this game today, considering all the other teams in their division all won. But what the fuck do I know…..

@BradleyMartyn Peptide Peddler

I don’t sell drugs.

On a losing streak? Yeah… we fixed that 🧢 The Bandwagon Fitted™ lets you switch teams instantly—so you’re always on the winning side 🏆 Coming soon to a Lids near you 👀

@PaigeSpiranac Ellen Paige Spiranac

With all this discourse online around “nice cans” I’ve had some time to reflect. After much thought and consideration I’ve decided it’s time to start taking myself more seriously. I’ve invested in a whole new golf wardrobe. I will only be wearing collared shirts from this day forward. Thank you for supporting me through this difficult transition in my life.

“The Hapless Knicks” -Walt “Clyde” Frazier voice

@TheMasters His presence

Baseball is your national sport now Italy. No mo soccer Enzo! 🤌🏼🇮🇹

@BacardiCapital Nothing beats this

Best runs in the US West Side Highway, NY, NY Brickel Key, Miami, FL Lakeshore Drive, Chicago IL

@SbondyNBA I wanna see Herb Williams get in before bofadem.

If Amare Stoudemire gets into the Hall of Fame over Buck Williams, that’s a poor job by the voters.

it hasn't sunk in for most people. we already live in a post-scarcity society. UBI is already here. basic package: disability, medicaid, food stamps etc bonus package: literally getting paid for staying at home and hanging out with your relatives extra bonus: if you are willing to commit fraud, pretend your kids are autistic and get paid for that. get paid for watching your neighbor's kid. pretend you are taking care of your grandma. fake hospice clinic. fake rehab clinic. fake therapy clinic. giga bonus: during a time of crisis take advantage of PPP or CARES and open a fake business and get paid for existing people are shocked when they learn that defense is the FIFTH largest line item in the budget. ahead of defense: social security ($1.6T), interest on debt ($1.1T) medicare ($1T), medicaid + ACA ($1T), AND THEN defense ($0.9T) complain about defense all you like, but healthcare fraud is a way bigger factor. hundreds of billions per year. this is only going to get worse, because the fraud is a structural part of the system – payouts to client groups in exchange for votes (normally D). in the US, only 47% of the population actually works (fully 14% of the population is working age and does not work). retirees are 18% and children 22%. the system I described above subsidizes 50m non-working people absolute minimum, but really it's far more because people that are paid to stay home and take care of their relatives are considered "workers" of that 47% of "actual workers" maybe one third does real work, the rest are shuffling papers around or doing fake email jobs. so you have, rough math, 50 million actual workers supporting 300 million dependents. that's the nature of the economy today. it will only accelerate. eventually you will have 10 million using AI tools to do all the work and 340 million dependents. the reason no one roots out the fraud is because it's the system that keeps our extremely fragile polity intact. the fraud is the UBI. the purpose of the system is what it does. of course, it's a deeply unfair system, because you are allowed to commit fraud if you are a politically protected client group of the democrats. DOGE was killed faster than any government program ever, because it attempted to root out the fraud. if you are honest and unwilling to commit fraud, you are a huge loser in this system. your neighbor will have their mortgage subsidized by some government program. they will get favorable SBA loans due to DEI. they will open a fake hospice or autism clinic. they will get paid for taking care of their neighbor's kid and vice versa. the primary skill in the labor market is learning how to extract money from state and federal government programs, not gaining skills or making yourself employable. if you are just trying to work an ordinary wagie job you are a huge sucker. you are paying 40-50% effective all in taxes to everyone else who is a net taker. the sad part is because AI is such a substantial productivity boost, it will actually keep this system going for a while longer, and maybe in perpetuity. AI boosts the 15% of the population that is actually productive so much that the remaining 85% can coast by. no one in charge will change this because they can't think of anything else. the political costs of a real UBI program are too great and we don't have the money for it anyway. so we will keep this covert fraud-based UBI program running indefinitely. unfortunately, if you are an honest wagie, you lose.

@dublin_damo @andymilonakis favorite Greek beer.

this shit look like a hiv prescription medicine commercial

BYE BYE BOOZER

@Eurohoopsnet @IlliniMBB That team gives me the -ić

The BALKAN GANG of the Illinois Fighting Illini is ready to WIN IT ALL 🔥 🇷🇸 🇬🇷 Andrej Stojaković 🇲🇪 David Mirković 🇭🇷 Tomislav Ivišić 🇭🇷 Zvonimir Ivišić 🇷🇸 Mihailo Petrović 🇭🇷 Toni Bilić

@nyknicks Dishin’ & wishin’ you a Happy Birthday Clyde!

everyone wish a happy birthday to this knicks legend 🧡💙