LB
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LB
@schLEEpington
Certified Hater. 4 is Beyoncé’s best album. Not a professional account. I’m on here to joke and lie with my friends.



@TheBaddestMitch we’re basically infrastructure at this point

Pardison Fontaine, you will begin to feel a sharp pain within the next 4 hours

Just saw a video about how performative the whole groom bringing flowers to a bridal shower shebang is and I agree.

aave is regional like i’m not gonna say Jawn instead of Shorty bc i’m not from fucking georgia so it baffles me that some nonblack ppl think it’s okay to use words they have never used at all and bastardized aave. u from Turkey not Chicago

#BabyThisIsKeke asks Nia Long if she thinks not having social media or branding in the 90s has allowed for more longevity. Nia describes it as perfect. "I couldn't afford a stylist, you got dressed with what you had in your closet and you found a drug dealer to buy you a purse"


Having a Haitian tax lady is soooo funny sometimes

Is it really ghosting if it’s only been like three dates or less

Is Usher even getting past Neyo in a versus?








