crybaby

@OnlyBangersEth But when I do this for my birthday party, it’s “cringe” and “weird”

He practiced his birthday entrance routine for weeks and it shows 🥹

It’s telling that not one Kardashian-Jenner turned up to support their niece on her big day, but they’ll bash Ye as a bad parent on their show

@axs @coachella 6 times i was kicked out of queue after having multiple "Oh no!" errors while getting presale tickets. Then I get through and the checkout button won't load 4 times. Then I'm told tickets are now unavailable. Totally amazing experience 👍

@Katanoee @jiarisunshine That’s way past their pop expiration date

@jiarisunshine This tweet will look pretty bad in five years when they’re still headlining tours

When the Scientology funds run out she is over

@harmonic_shift @DramaAlert Well put. Never thought of it that way

@schemerb0y @DramaAlert You’re retarded.

Scientology has removed the door handles to their doors after the viral speed runs.

@D3V0NTASM1TH @Gluvvvvvv

@Tyrvana @clemsoncastle @drewlevin @BSBUseless Then why have a huge timesink for these supposed new players before they can get into ranked? If iron is strictly for new players, why do the have to spend hundreds of hours killing bots before they can play a ranked game?

@clemsoncastle @drewlevin @BSBUseless What? Iron is a elo for new players like nobody there have a single clue what they're doing or why. Him getting a riot acc so he can jump into ranked is not a problem so idk what ur point is.

buying accounts still illegal fyi

@harmonic_shift @DramaAlert And if I had wheels, I’d be a wagon

@DramaAlert The reaction to this if it were planned parenthood or a synagogue? Of course there would be national outrage. But because it happens to a rival religious group it’s endorsed by the state. That’s the truth of what’s going on here.

When my team drafts a top OL prospect but he doesn't have any hunting pics on IG or follow any MAGA accounts

@USA_Spook @Mrgunsngear Anyone can kick a door down and say it’s the police bro

@Mrgunsngear I agree with law enforcement’s assessment in this matter. The officers clearly identified themselves and were visibly present. Under those circumstances, introducing a firearm was profoundly reckless and demonstrated an alarming lack of judgment and regard for human life.

Bodycam footage has been released of Miami deputies serving a warrant for Cristian Barata (25) who was suspected of distributing child pornography. As the cops breached the door, women and children came out and Cristian's brother, Christopher (21), came out of his room with a Sig Sauer P365XL wearing a Streamlight TLR-7 HL-X & a Vortex Defender red dot optic at the low ready position. Police opened fire on Christopher, killing him. Both brothers were TSA agents. FDLE is investigating the shooting incident which certainly isn't a black and white use of force like we normally see. Christopher doesn't appear to raise his firearm before being shot and being armed in your house isn't a crime; especially in south Florida where criminals have a long history of breaking into homes whilst announcing "police or policia!!!" Time will tell how that all plays out. Plan accordingly... #CityLife #cops #miami #crime #TSA #pedos #P365XL #enrichment #vortex #streamligiht #deputies #FloridaMan #TSAisGay #urban

POV: You just pulled a $30 card from your $300 booster box

Dustin Poirier to the next generation of fighters: "Go to college."

This is pure love for the game because this is a foul ball at a Rockies game.

Fuck the caption, this is the coldest shit I’ve ever seen in golf bro