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@TayleMinaca Since she's a bear, why not integrate honey into it?

Shooting my shot. @fujikurauruka I want to turn you into a mead bottle. What should I use for blue bear mead?

Ripped my pants at work today. My whole butt was sticking out and my coworker didn't tell me UNTIL AFTER LUNCH 😭

@VTuberASMRFan @MaraVespidae PLEASE tell me Stephen Hawking is Foxy

@MaraVespidae You said no FNAF but what about FNAE? 😱😱😱😱

Alright my darlings, it's time to pick a scary game for me to play on stream with heartrate monitor! 😱 The reply with the most likes, will be the game I stream 🙌 (Please don't suggest any of the FNAF games as this will get it's own separate stream!!) GO GO GO 👇🏃💨

@KaptainKrunch97 I was a NUC student. I didn't do SHIT 🤣

You 🫵 Active duty sailor or Civ-Mariner I know what you did You pissed in the bilge I can see it in your eyes, those are bilge-pisser eyes. Don’t pretend you don’t know what I’m talking about, you’re sweating and getting all nervous and hiking up your jumpsuit like you just finished using the bathroom but I know there’s no head for you to use nearby. You nasty motherfucker, you piece of shit, sick freak ass, I’ll forgive you if you buy me a monster energy, get on it.

@NyantaMeko wat

Today I had the sudden urge to bite people so i did, and she bit me back till i bleed And then licked it and now I'm stunned

@HikariTaiyo_ch Okay, but maybe avoid visiting Dallas...

IM NOT JOHN F. KENNEDY!!!!

awww hell, wrong account

@Grxit @grok what are the political parties of the mayors of New Orleans, Memphis, St. Louis, and Tulsa? And how much do the crime rates of those cities affect their states' averages?

Wonder what New Orleans, Memphis, St. Louis, and Tulsa all have in common? 🤔

@kitty_pavlova yeah you can get like 80g of protein from DQ if you just order the tendies, cheese curds, and peanut butter shake (not the blizzard) my job requires me to eat like 4000 calories a day, so idc how many I eat anymore lol

guys who work in office jobs from home: i need like 10000g of protein or i will literally die guy who actually does manual labor: did yuo know seven elever has a deal where two taquitos free if you get monster energy drink

@Bucky_cm I don't know a lot of survival games, but I'll recommend Vintage Story. Has the usual hunger/thirst stuff, but also there's random portals that appear which mess with time, drain nearby players' sanity, and spawn monsters if you touch them.

Gamers, I’m looking for some deep cut survival games that had unusual game mechanics. I’m talking things like Reign of Kinds, Rend, Last Oasis, etc etc. Any and all help appreciated🙏

@Awk20000 Shoe's insults REALLY got to him. I wonder if he's insecure about how girls see him, especially with the sexual comments from him, and from others referencing him in the past?

Hasan explains why he’s been wearing suits recently "Moms & dads are watching..makes my head look bigger..lot of conservatives come in here to watch lately” “Wearing a suit basically like l*ngerie for old conservative ladies..gets them h--rny & in their h--rny moment, they just are a lot more receptive to what I have to say..this is how we spark the revolution"

@Grxit I don't know guns super well, but why is he taking the aiming stance feds use for pistols? That gun has a stock, so I assume you want that tucked into your shoulder area?

almost saw brains at :07

@KaptainKrunch97 yeah but what happened to Titanfall 1? 🥺 Real talk though, I don't play because I use linux, and re-learning the nightmare of making Titanfall 2 work is something I've been avoiding.

Every now and then, some dweeb will post some performative and engagement baiting shit like "I miss Titanfall 2, what happened to Titanfall 2?" I know it's performative and engagement bait because you can just boot up and play the fucking game lmao the game didn't go anywhere

@VTuberFeetFan Why DOES your face smell like feet? Did you win and not tell us, brother?!

Next question.

@AlekseyMove I like this one better; the oversized chest in the other version felt... uncanny? It felt like a forced injection of horny-ness, in my opinion, and it took me out of the animation.

@Kabusame23 This... this may explain why I've never been able to fully stick to one, and just wander. Ouch.

You now know why which Vtuber chat your in and why.

@KekuMcKekerson I recommend focusing on getting some vitamin D for a week or so. Can be from the sun or supplements. Has a *HUGE* impact on mood. With a better mood comes an easier time getting yourself to the gym. Getting back to the gym makes your body produce more happy chemicals.

@Daikazo2 I was thinking gmod twitter; this somehow doesn't look real and I dunno why

What the fuck happened here, did this reach normie Twitter or military Twitter, I can't tell

@dizzydokuro Can I kiss my gf instead if I consider her a pre-ordered mom?

Go kiss a mom today!

Mixtape sounds like when your older sibling gives you an unplugged controller to play the game, but this time it's the game devs who unplugged your controller