schmitty

Never give up

@razimus Asakusa is also great more traditional/touristy But if you’re going for the neon lights type vibe you’ve probably got the right spots I’m not a huge fan of Tokyo crowds so only been there once

@schmittychan Good tip, I’m thinking of going here; Shinjuku Akihabara (Chiyoda) Harajuku (Shibuya) Ikebukuro (Toshima) Am I missing any cool places in Tokyo other than these? You’re the expert I’ve not yet been

Constipation from Japan travel can only be solved via a night out on the whiskey highballs resulting in a nasty grog bog in the morning

Tart-chan, I want you to know that I will cherish this moment forever. Arigato gozaimasu.

Chopped, dried out and burnt myself on the forehead

I’m going to a maid cafe today

Will this fix me

@Wylderskull So here’s the deal - the video is actually of me; and now I’m really upset.

@schmittychan She's definitely ugly enough that nobody will care if she was.

Holy shit I think my gf is actually addicted to #fishtanklive are we cooked

@Wylderskull Do you think she’s cute enough to be raped by them

@schmittychan Nah bro it's fine have her go on the show she definitely wont get stockhold syndrome daterape'd by jet and ben. #fishtanklive

I bought these contact lenses to look kawaii but everyone keeps denying me entry into their establishments. What did I do wrong

@rawrxzilla From the clip I’ve seen I’d just put it down to anxiety which tbf is pretty freaky to have if you’re not a regularly anxious person

@its_anewworld They are like da vinki twins but real

Alright I'm gonna pay, this is making me laugh hard. #fishtanklive

@razimus What cities??

@schmittychan What’s Japan like how is Japan I might be heading to Japan 🇯🇵 in the next couple months give me good references tips & places that are cool plz ok thankx

Nobody speak to me

My friend

@illbethere Us twin

@gish2225156525 *braps on your face*

It's amazing how quickly Vicky has gone from being likeable to being insufferable. How are contestants, who have seen Fishtank, so consitently thin skinned? Shoulda stayed in Nebraska #fishtanklive #fishtankdotlive

@kinu_saru I’m sick of you people

@schmittychan CRINGE