Schnickigami

“Holla at ya boy. You cursed in the tunnel walk. Holla at ya boy. You cursed in the tunnel walk. Cursing. Cursing. Cursing. Cursing. Cursing at ya boy!” - @NickBahe @schicknickshow

“When in doubt, people go the Coors route.” - @NickBahe @schicknickshow

“I mean, you gotta mumble, you gotta hit the successful really high, and then you just mumble to the finish line." - @NickBahe @schicknickshow

"So you’re getting your Lasorda game going a little bit? I’m La-Sorta coaching!” - @nickbahe @schicknickshow

“My mother’s ugly…and it’s MY fault!” - @NickBahe @schicknickshow

“That’s what I told him. I said ‘Dap, two sways, now let’s go watch our girls play.'” -@NickBahe @schicknickshow

“This Matt Schick coaching tit is brought to you by Cheez-Its.” - @NickBahe @schicknickshow

“So like a little weak ass chopper to short, that mug’s getting turned…on DAT ASS!” - @NickBahe @schicknickshow

“Ruuudy, did you get litigious with the NCAA and Theo and the sixth year….playa?” - @NickBahe @schicknickshow

“'You ever had an inadvertent Minnelli?' 'In fact, I have.'" -@NickBahe @schicknickshow

“All right, first the good news: You’re getting a dawg! The bad news is: I ain’t doing no playin.” - @NickBahe @schicknickshow

“’I want to thank my friend for calling me. He’s free right now.’ ‘You know I’m locked up and incarcerated?’ ‘Oh...okay. Got it wrong. Anyhow…’” - @NickBahe @schicknickshow

“You’re arrested for murder. You get one call.' ‘I choose caller Chris.’” - @ESPN_Schick @schicknickshow

“I was in a hotel in Wichita the first time we played fluidous, and I remember it vividly.” - @NickBahe @schicknickshow

“If you’re not sure if it’s a polo, you hire me. And I just make sure you know that it’s a polo.” @NickBahe @schicknickshow

“So...gotta give credit where credit’s Freddy Adu.” - @NickBahe @schicknickshow

“Jay’s not really a hard slap and a hug guy…I found that out the hard way.” @NickBahe @schicknickshow

“That’s not 40 minutes of sweat. That’s 45 minutes of Sammy Senior Night Sweat.” @NickBahe @schicknickshow

“That’s not just sweat…that’s Sammy Senior Night Sweat!” @ESPN_Schick @schicknickshow

“We have two things we gotta figure out: What mountain and what day.” @NickBahe @schicknickshow

“I don’t care how big the hands are right now. I just want to put my hands on some Doritos and leave the house.” - @ESPN_Schick @schicknickshow