The Retired Degenerate

Things that regularly happen in movies that rarely happen in real life: (1) Ordering food or drinks at a restaurant or bar and then not eating the food or drinking the drink, and leaving without paying. (2) People ending phone conversations without saying goodbye. (3) Female protagonists beating up muscular and much larger male bad guys. (4) Statistically improbable mixed-race romantic pairings (e.g. East Asian man and black woman). (5) Characters driving vehicles and not looking at the road while engaged in conversation with a passenger. (6) Having sex under the sheets. (7) Important business meetings in a conference room lasting about a minute or two. (8) Middle-income characters living in expensive homes or apartments that they couldn't possibly afford. (9)Ordinary people casually dropping f-bombs every sentence or two. (10) Women waking up in the morning with make-up on and perfectly arranged hair.