kendyl

not all gay people are queer i won’t be expanding on this

illegal transgender alien

ㅤ

what's crazy is my kids are gonna be like "mom what was it like to be alive for the pandemic and the storming of the capitol and the attempted assassination" and im gonna just have to be like "well son i just got high and went to work"

When a random girl asks me for a pad and i dont have it

brain feels like this

“Five Year Plan”

I will go home.

After we f*k I like to have a debrief; like tell me what you liked and what was your favorite part. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

ok no offense……. but i Am already yearning for corn mazes and haunted houses and pumpkin patches…… apple orchards…….. fall scented candles……

was it even a lesbian wedding if 2 bridesmaids aren’t canoodling now

I think I am okay but then something bad happens and it’s like wow I will never stop being 13 years old and lonely