Ashlyn Schoof

I haven’t tweeted in months because I literally couldn’t find the button to start a tweet and I’ve been looking for it every time I come on here...the fact that it has been in the lower right hand corner this whole time is embarrassing for me to share with you all. happy to back

Slang is so funny You cooked = great You are cooked = terrible

um akshually ☝️

amazing how everyone suddenly loses all of their brain cells pulling up to a stop sign

the air is so CRISP this morning it brought tears to my eyes

if i send u music please study the lyrics

me after begging my friends to take my picture

me and my friend sofie

14 years ago, Snooki and JWoww wrote Sammi an anonymous letter telling her that Ronnie cheated on her in 'Jersey Shore'

I know a box of Cheez Its hate to see me coming

Running to my bed after successfully surviving a day at work

anyway let’s talk about the people that don’t wave thank you when you let them come over to your lane

Me soon as Katie Ledecky jump in that pool

@mikeeastman502 don’t care

maybe i should get on here more it’s been too long

as a dog , I can’t imagine something more embarrassing than your ear being inside out. just HUMILIATING

I haven’t seen saltburn yet but I imagine this is what it’s like

Old Dominion led 28-0 and proceeded to blow this game in every possible way twitter.com/TSV__1/status/…

Mood in Louisville: @jackharlow

Top 25 Win ✔️ Bowl Bound ✔️ #GoCards

im literally employee of the month at delululemon