Will Schott

We put in extraordinary amounts of work for qualities like “toughness” or “discipline” or many others, but they’re ultimately not earned by us—they’re granted from others. open.substack.com/pub/thirddraug…

*Bows head, does the Sign of the Cross* "Forgive me, Father, for I have been a real dingbat."

@barstoolsports Might be cooked tonight...

The Hurricanes might’ve created the best beer drinking device we’ve ever seen

You might not belong in the Major Leagues, but your teammates probably aren’t the Yankees either. open.substack.com/pub/thirddraug…

hometown kid is coming back to Indianapolis ‼️ welcome to the Horseshoe Caden 👏 @CadenCurry14 | #NFLDraft | @OhioStateFB

I wish I could retweet this 400 times

Must not be about that action.

See ya on Saturday! #PITvsPHI | #IgniteTheOrange

The Philadelphia Men's Hockey Flyers STOLE home ice last night in Pittsburgh, and I've been waiting for the national media to acknowledge it. So far? Silence.

Men's high jump world record progression: 1827: 1.575 m 🇬🇧 1829: 1.60 m 🇬🇧 1839: 1.675 m 🇬🇧 1860: 1.70 m 🇬🇧 1866: 1.75 m 🇬🇧 1873: 1.785 m 🇮🇪 1874: 1.80 m 🇬🇧 1876: 1.89 m 🇬🇧 1880: 1.90 m 🇮🇪 1887: 1.93 m 🇺🇸 1890: 1.968 m 🇬🇧 1895: 1.97 m 🇺🇸 1912: 2.00 m 🇺🇸 1914: 2.01 m 🇺🇸 1924: 2.03 m 🇺🇸 1933: 2.04 m 🇺🇸 1934: 2.06 m 🇺🇸 1936: 2.07 m 🇺🇸 1937: 2.09 m 🇺🇸 1941: 2.11 m 🇺🇸 1953: 2.12 m 🇺🇸 1956: 2.15 m 🇺🇸 1957: 2.15 m ☭ 1960: 2.22 m 🇺🇸 1961: 2.25 m ☭ 1962: 2.27 m ☭ 1963: 2.28 m ☭ 1971: 2.29 m 🇺🇸 1973: 2.30 m 🇺🇸 1976: 2.32 m 🇺🇸 1977: 2.33 m ☭ 1978: 2.34 m ☭ 1980: 2.36 m 🇩🇪 1983: 2.38 m 🇨🇳 1984: 2.39 m 🇨🇳 1985: 2.41 m ☭ 1987: 2.42 m 🇸🇪 1988: 2.43 m 🇨🇺 1989: 2.44 m 🇨🇺 1993: 2.45 m 🇨🇺 Note: this list is not exhaustive

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Goals worth the torment make the torment enjoyable (or, at the very least, appreciable). open.substack.com/pub/thirddraug…

PUNCHED OUR TICKET. 👊

In case y'all haven't been paying attention, the @NHLFlyers are the hottest team in North American athletics at the moment.

Went to Kroger and found out the Cadbury eggs are replaced by some Feastables garbage. This whole "Mr. Beast" nonsense has officially gone too far.

I shouldn't have to pay my student loans anymore after watching that 2nd half.