Peter Schroder

@WisemanGloom @westhamtransfer 😆I’ve renamed him Dioufless

@westhamtransfer Keep Diouf?? He's awful 🤣🤣🤣 Literally gets the ball only to hoof it over past the box without even looking

Hermansen - KEEP Areola - SELL Wan-Bissaka - SELL Walker-Peters - KEEP Mavropanos - SELL (Financial Reasons) Disasi - END LOAN (Sad times) Todibo - SELL Kilman - RELEASE TO SUNDAY LEAGUE Diouf - KEEP Scarles - KEEP Fernandes - SELL (Financial Reasons) Soucek - KEEP Kante - KEEP Potte - KEEP Magassa - KEEP Bowen - SELL Summerville - SELL (Will want to go) Pablo - RELEASE TO SUNDAY LEAGUE Wilson - SELL Taty - KEEP 9 players who I’d keep 🤣🤣🤣

@westhamtransfer Still laughing at release Kilman to Sunday league 😂

@Bmansw6 @d_bheki @centreGoalHQ Gabriel trossard tag team

@d_bheki @centreGoalHQ Penalty then?

🚨🎙️| Rooney on West Ham’s disallowed goal: “I’ve just watched that ending and honestly, I don’t understand how West Ham’s late goal gets ruled out like that. For me, that’s unacceptable. In a game with so much at stake, you can’t be cancelling goals in the final moments for decisions that fans can barely understand. West Ham thought they had rescued something at the death and then suddenly it’s taken away that’s heartbreaking for players and supporters. Moments like that completely change matches. If that happened to certain clubs, people would be screaming about it for weeks. For me, Arsenal got away with one tonight, and West Ham fans have every right to feel robbed.”

@triffic_stuff_ Shout a bit louder Rachel I can’t hear you 😂

🚨BRITAIN ON THE BRINK: Fuel Crisis Looms as Reeves Admits Government is Preparing for the Worst! 😱🛢️ Chancellor Rachel Reeves has dropped the bombshell that she’s “working intensely” with the oil and gas industry to ramp up production amid the Iran war chaos sending fuel and energy prices through the roof! But let’s be real: the government is clearly preparing for running of fuel, shortages, rationing fears, and skyrocketing bills hitting every driver and household hard. Things are getting deadly serious, and Whitehall is panicking behind the scenes! Now Reeves is demanding that mad Miliband, the green zealot Energy Secretary, stop dragging his feet and give the immediate green light to massive new North Sea drilling at Jackdaw and Rosebank! Reeves and the whole government are clearly worried sick as Labour’s net zero obsession leaves Britain exposed and vulnerable. It’s time to put British energy security first, before families face devastating bills and shortages. Thankfully it looks like he is doing to cave under the huge amount of public and government pressure.

@offdutybecca @grok Hey @grok remove the eyebrows

hey @grok remove my uniform

@JohnSimpsonNews How old was you at the time John 221 years old

10 years ago my wife and I took our son, 9, to a film in Leicester Sq in London. His put his Xmas present, a mobile phone, on the seat arm during the film. Someone swiped it. We watched the thief’s progress via a tracker. He walked round the square, then, presumably troubled by conscience, headed back and handed in the phone to the cinema staff. My son was overjoyed.

@IFLTV @ChrisEubankJr @ConorNigel @DAZNBoxing Right now I’m thinking about the payday for the trilogy 👀

Pure class from @ChrisEubankJr and @ConorNigel 👏🏼 🎬 @DAZNBoxing #EubankBenn2 | #UnfinishedBusiness | #BoxingHype

@DAZNBoxing I would not eat that after a fight 💉💉🧪

Derek Chisora to the rescue with the burgers for Conor Benn and his team 🍔😅 #EubankBenn2

@DudespostingWs Robbie Williams age 12 fact! still does the same shit dance moves now watch the rock dj video 😂

@RandomTheGuy_ @MattWallace888 Tom ,dick n harry

WORLD LEADERS BEGIN TO ARRIVE IN UKRAINE 🚨 PAY CLOSE ATTENTION TO THE GUY IN THE BACKGROUND ⚠️

@flynnslick Green street .. bosh!

Alright tell me a movie that made you stare blankly at a wall for 20 minutes after it finished. One that you couldn’t stop thinking about and made you question everything.

@AldiUK mouldy raspberries with what looks like a slug in the packet 🤮

@b_nmrrs @waltermelonToGo @b_nmrrs that was intense 👀😂

@waxwellmilson One of James Stunts old motors that is 👀

This is how frequently a £100k sports car is used in London.

@FelicityHannah Weird looks like a cats paw with wings .. The cat paw moth

Twitter I’m sorry but my sister has just found this PALM SIZED MOTH WITH A WEIRD CURVED BODY and what the hell is it?!

@2wheelsgoodBrum So I had the pleasure of learning to ride a bike on a council estate road in the 80’s when cars were bigger and far more dangerous than they are now So please stop spouting your bike riding rhetoric to your sad little friends in their full kit cycling attire and get a life.

This was may last few minutes before arriving home after spending the day teaching primary school kids how to ride on the road. The joy of the children at learning new skills and feeling confident on the road is amazing. Ending in the day with this driver was less so. 9/9

@UpThePosh123 @TomsTeamTalk Yes they have 🙌🏻🙌🏻

@TomsTeamTalk West Ham have won the World Cup again

If West Ham win tonight, which I actually hope they do, they will have had a better season than every London club, except for Arsenal. Winning a trophy is decent, but challenging for the title and earning CL football is more important than winning a 3rd tier European trophy.

RT IF YOU ARE A EUROPEAN CHAMP

@westhamtransfer The extra timber he’s carrying slid him a little bit further along the turf than it used to.I reckon 👀

Typical Carroll that

@JasonOlympics @NoContextBrits GTFOH I’d whack another 20 years on top of all of these

John Cleese was 35 when he played Basil Fawlty.