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Danielle Sassoon, you are my hero.

Lost my wallet at a playground in Mexico City. The AirTag is pinging in Polanco on a private street. No idea what to do now. Already froze all my cards.

@DrAsh80 I’m trying out threads and Bluesky.

Collecting my things from Twitter and moving.

@jacampos Threads at the moment unless you know something better

I have no fight in me at this time.

Good lord the Democrats need to get their shit together. If it is truly the end of democracy we’re talking about (I’m not disagreeing here), then for fucks’ sake how about stop sitting on your hands?!

Hey @AmericanAir, thanks for giving away our premium seats TPA>MIA after we checked in. If not for a kind soul, I’d be sitting in a middle seat with an infant in arms 8 rows away from my husband and toddler on a two hour delayed flight.

Me: *sets a new password for work laptop* Me 30 minutes later: …the fuck was my password again? Me an hour later: Hello, helpdesk? Can you unlock my account?

Jon Stewart is back and democracy might be saved! HOORAY! #Election2024

The cognitive dissonance contained in this one photo is blowing my mind 100x over. How do you even begin to untangle it?!

In no situation is the current Supreme Court going to rule against Trump. Everyone can just dispense with that pipe dream now.

48 hours to watch Taylor Swift’s movie after you’ve started it is extremely NOT parent-friendly. If I’m lucky I can piece together 3 hours of free time over the course of two weeks, and that’s after already sacrificing sleep.

Defeated by COVID (second time), a toddler who won’t sleep and would prefer to make as much noise as possible, and a 4 month old who desperately needs sleep. Thankfully the COVID is mild. I need it to be over though.

@Catharsis Lol. I play mostly out of habit now, got bored a while ago

@schrodingercat this is beautiful

Wordle 869 6/6 ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ugh.

This is how the Chinese communist party will implode, when Chinese women rise up to revolt against this stupid approach to falling birth rates. nytimes.com/2023/11/02/wor…

You know you have really bad baby fever when your two month old’s farts go “PFFT PPFFFFTT PPFFTtttt …. pfft pfffft PPPFFFFT” and you’re like “omg too cute!”

It happens every year but I’m still incapable of picking appropriate clothes on days where it can be as cold as 45 degrees and as hot as 65 degrees.

Changed my two-month old’s diaper in a restaurant’s bathroom without a changing table or other flat surface. Mom Achievement Level unlocked.