bella 🥺🥰

I didn’t understand why everyone was so excited about this video and then I watched it. Pure cinema. Absolutely perfect.

this sounds crazy and you really have to get it to get it but they’re kinda two sides of the same coin

i just know phil dunphy would have so much fun saying mojo dojo casa house

if i had no idea what dune was and i heard that shit blasting from god knows where in the middle of some apocalyptic smog i'd shit myself several times over

he’s so me

43 years since the best fight in Star Wars 😌

my favorite part of the PJO series is he gaslights us into believing he’s a goofy innocent kid for 5 books and then we watch him fight from someone else’s pov in son of neptune and he’s a war demon in the middle of a hurricane solely bound on finding the 1 person he remembers

New York. The city that never sleeps. But that’s all about to change. That’s because I’ve released 200 kg of Melatonin into the city’s water supply. It’s finally time for this city to get the sleep it so desperately deserves. Rest easy, NY, Zachy’s here.

fathers day mothers day we need an eldest daughter day

Wrong

mentally i’m here:

lots of autistic doctors on TV discourse over the past 24 hours but nobody has mentioned the queen i fear

and yet neither of them will ever be him

Incorrect.

Ed Balls

svt when it was time to seat at the defendant chair for their going seventeen crimes

there were so many ways for greta to phrase this but THIS wording…incredible. cuntiest movie of the 21st century guaranteed