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@schwinnn_

Katılım Nisan 2011
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Symbols of an introvert
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just like “things that will happen before we get GTA VI,” i’m launching a new campaign “things that will happen before MSD retires from IPL”
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do you pronounce it as Gemini or Gemini? and are you mad now because you pronounced both differently?
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not only is it Monday tomorrow, it’s THAT Monday where you decided to start your resolution (:
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at that age where if the internet hypes up a show or a movie too much, i’m not watching it
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2024: GRWM reels 2025: CPWM reels (Come Poop With Me) where influencers shoot themselves in the toilet whilst describing what they ate yesterday
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“What part of your childhood do you miss the most?” Bitch I miss the time when brands didn’t send me promotional messages on WhatsApp
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Since you’ve scrolled until the last slide, you obviously find my content relatable. I recently launched my debut book that’s full of such content. Do yourself a favour and order one before I run out of stock.
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70% of my knowledge is reel knowledge
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At this point I follow more content creators than friends
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People in Pune judge other drivers based on their number plates
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My personality while driving a car is very different than driving a bike
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To, My manager, Who keeps pushing me to think out of the box: Summer vacations for corporates
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Going to office and working from office are two distinct concepts
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Fitting into an “L” is a W.
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January is like a kidney stone. You feel the pain of it passing. February is like the heavenly poop you take after taking a laxative. Goes by quickly and leaves you smiling.
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If you think bachelors are cringy during Valentine’s week, wait until you see recently married arrange-marriage couples.
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BREAKING NEWS: Chris Martin to take a month off of Instagram. Says he’s “sick of people faking epiphanies at his concert last month.”
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02 January is International Worst Day to Be At the Gym Day.
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people who go watch the “first sunrise of the year” — haan to bhai mil gaya moksh?
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