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This bumper sticker speaks to me.

HAPPY MAY(E)

NEW: Crowd goes absolutely nuts as Team USA female hockey stars Hilary Knight and Megan Keller are brought on stage during Saturday Night Live. The women were introduced after Team USA men’s stars Jack and Quinn Hughes. “It was gonna be just us, but we thought we'd invite the guys, too.”

Alysa closing out the Olympics gala with an incredible face card, PinkPantheress + Zara song as the soundtrack, and musicality to the 10s No one else does it like her x.com/NBCOlympics/st…

not in just hockey not in just olympics not in just sports this is one of the sickest things I’ve ever seen in my life

Winter Olympics is so crazy like everyone is either wearing knives on their feet or throwing themselves down a mountain. and then there’s curling

Come out to playyyyy #Gameday

What da hell kinda game was I spitting last night

Fun, unknown, silly NFL stat: "Uncrustables" are the favorite snack at halftime of most teams and post-practice during the week. League-wide they eat at least 80,000 a year. @jaguars rank third with about 315 a week. Broncos are fist at over 700.

Season is so cooked he started doing SAT prep

The Cap ©️

Everytime Harrison Butker misses a field goal, a woman graduates college, gets a career, and a man changes a diaper.

My daughter told me there is a small get together at school on Friday. I asked her, "How small?" She replied, "Just you, me, and the principal.

“WHAT DO YOU WANT TO EAT!?!”

You know who else was arrested and taken away in chains three days before a big Sunday

why does my mother insist on posting heinous photos of me on the internet

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there’s no sex i lied we’re gonna lay here and see who knows more states and capitals