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@L68413lawr___ @TxForever @WorldWideWob Try watching the players instead of the puck itself.

@TxForever @WorldWideWob Yeah that’s the point though, it’s hard to get into it if a beginner can’t tell where the puck is

I enjoy watching hockey, but this sport will never gain the mainstream popularity it so desperately desires when people watching on TV cant see/tell when the teams score.

@jacobwe Is there an electronic preview available?

@effthealgorithm Agreed. If anything, you’d think they’d have more viewers if they offered access for free and had an “ad-free” ($$$) premium tier. Eyeballs for advertisers and “extra money” from the ad-free crowd.

@sconig That one’s always baffled me. I remember when cable first hit the market and we loved the ad-free experience. People didn’t shop less. Companies didn’t go bankrupt. We watched shows and relaxed. It was a good deal.

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@jtbourne Fans giving him the finger are just immature. Your team got beat. It happens.

Pasta yelling “we are coming back” into the glass at a fan after scoring.

@stefen_rosner 9 of last 21. Only 9 wins since March 1.

#Isles lose 6 of 7 to be eliminated.

@seanyhockey Seriously. What the fuck are we doing here?

I mean that’s just hilarious. #isles

@seanyhockey On the first goal: How do you allow TWO Habs to park themselves *in* the crease?

@DRo8101977 @seanyhockey Hard to blame Sorokin here. This was, what? His 11th? 12th? consecutive start?

@seanyhockey Also Sorokin has shrunk since the Olympics, terrible numbers doesn’t bode well if we ever make playoffs

Ullmark barely had to break a sweat facing those 23 shots the #isles did manage to get on net. Just nothing threatening. Some poor passing/decisions, dreadful power play. After an encouraging start, game really went south once they gave up that shortie.

@JoannaStern I've used Mimestream @mimestream for a few years and am very happy with it. It integrates with Gmail.

Is there a great Mac email client? Like an actual great one where I won't find myself going back to Gmail web four days later.

@seanyhockey Way too many shots not taken and instead they tried the cross-ice pass looking for someone else to shoot it. Like, a lot a lot.

@seanyhockey @StapeNHL Oh DeBrother….

@StapeNHL Oh bud..

It ain't DeBover until it's DeBover, #Isles fans

@BizNasty2point0 @spittinchiclets Red Wings doing their best Isles impersonation. Yikes.

Red Wings blink and the lead is gone. 2-1 Wild. 5 shots for the Wings through 23 minutes of play in a do or die game. Grab a sniffer boys. #lgrw

@stefen_rosner Season not over. Pittsburgh has lost 3 of their last 4, and they’re still in it.

One of the worst defensive efforts of the season for #Isles. Couldn't come at a worse time.

@RTaub_ @IslesMSGN If you had asked the doom and gloomers 10 games ago if they would take 7-3, they would have said yes.

“On a positive note, we win tomorrow we’re 7-3 in our last 10 games.” - Patrick Roy postgame 🎥: @IslesMSGN #Isles

@hockeynightny Garland to CBJ for two draft picks

#Isles lose 5-3 to the #GoKingsGo, another team they have been unable to crack in the last few years. NYI have dropped back to back games and will go into the #NHL trade deadline on a 2 game L streak. Next game is on Saturday against #TheFutureIsTeal. Thoughts after the game?

@seanyhockey Savage.

From the beer league text group. All-timer right here.

@b_launders @stefen_rosner One would think so.

@stefen_rosner Shouldn't that be an automatic goal according to the rulebook?

Lee chases down a puck and gets hooked as he tries to cut across slot with net empty. Trocheck for holding at 19:41 #Isles

@DrSirius_Amory @stefen_rosner Butch talking about 77 said something about a “push” 🤣

@stefen_rosner He called someone a pussy. I lip read that when he talked to ref lol

So, DeAngelo is serving a bench minor penalty for unsportsmanlike conduct. Not sure what happened.

@seanyhockey You shut up!

I don’t think that should have been a call at all, but hey I’ll take it. #isles