Scooter Alpert

@Strigl This time ima stand up and shout! Ima do it my way, my way… Also, no idea what song you were referencing. Im on silent twitter for goodness sake

Sorry, I just said the Limp Bizkit song came out 91, which was completely wrong. I knew it as soon as I said it - 99 when it came out.

@eedeebee Need.

⁦@scooter5000⁩ banana guy found in case you misplaced one

@JohnFugelsang Congrats!

1st printing sold out, 2nd printing on the way simonandschuster.com/books/Separati… graphic by J Eric Thompson

@PopBase Greetings from osaka!

Lana Del Rey graces the cover of W Magazine.

@emilynschromm Sent

I need a support group for the hard days that happen when you are your own boss . My goodness you allllllllllll 😭 Send good vibes ?!?

@eedeebee Um, definitely. My old one has a crack in it!

⁦@scooter5000⁩ do you?

@theresa_m_jones @BunimMurray Fudge, man, now i am intrigued. (Also, sending you some ❤️)

@WestonBergmann He’s not wrong.

Why I try to never shop with Nehemiah: “No one only has one pair of Jordans” He’s such a bad influence.

@TheMarkLong @PatMcAfeeShow @MTV I can’t wait to turn 30.

I just want my buddy @PatMcAfeeShow to have me on his show to chat about @mtv ROAD RULES 30th Anniversary Show next month in LA. Do you think we can get his attention on here? 🚐💨 I mean 30 years is kind of a big deal 🥳

@WestonBergmann No holding in farts. I’ve heard, anyway.

Untold perks of home gym: Using cell phone in between sets Curling in squat rack Laying on ground in between sets

@NostalgiaFolder Sorry, wrong post.

@NostalgiaFolder No holding in farts. Ive heard.

@eedeebee Now, thats a parade i can get behind!

⁦@scooter5000⁩ happy Memorial Day

@WestonBergmann And yet, nobody gor me a birthday cameo. Sigh.

Celebrating 5,000 Cameos in a row, without missing a single one, all on-time , with all five star reviews. It's a new Cameo record. 🍾 I really just want to take a second to give an incredibly heartfelt thank you to everyone who has gotten one over the years. When I first started with Cameo I didn't know it was going to be such a positive channel to the fandom, but it's turned into one of the coolest ways to interact with y'all during your biggest life events. IF YOU'VE GOTTEN ONE FROM ME OVER THE YEARS, DROP A TWEET!  Father's Day is around the corner, so get one for the dad in your life!  cameo.com/wesbergmann

@eedeebee 75 years mfers!

@TinaBarta NEw york or nowhere, baby!

@scooter5000 Hey! Do you still live in NY? It would have been awesome if you showed up!!!!! 🥰

Another one for the books! I love you New York! 🥰

@rachel_fitness @TheChallenge These are my people.

#funfact half the people in this picture still running game in 2025. Facts 💯 @TheChallenge

@ave_tress Love it.

OH. MY. GOD. Is this real life right now?! #shook #unreal

@eedeebee Need want flamingo

⁦@scooter5000⁩ need want ?