Scoot

If you stuck 100 people into a jar and 63 of them farted would you be able to find your way out

At least they leather

People see me in deep thought, they think I’m pondering about them when in reality I’m thinking about the creatures in the Amazon that can swim up your piss stream up your dick.

Can’t remember if it’s No Doubt or Gwen Stefani

These mf pistachios hittin different

Take me back to when Weezy said “Skinny pants and some Vans”!

@_Astrodexx Facts

Scooty w da truf

The government ain’t shut shit down I did

R u crushin it tho? youtu.be/OxV-Zgx7zy0