seth cordle - author

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the thunder play basketball like if the children of rich people was a basketball style

I was SHOOK when I found out in adulthood that Lucille Ball wasn’t blonde. The black & white really threw me off.

@JACKCARTER009 I know it’s not the point of the video, but she was choosing terrible names.

He started suggesting baby names… but they were actually the names of the guys he believes she’s been cheating with. 😳💔 What’s more painful—finding out the truth or realizing how long the lies were happening behind your back? 🔥❓

@EndWokeness Are there even people in Arthur at all? The animals don’t have race.

Arthur and Buster discuss George Floyd and systemic racism

@SleeperSTL I lost a run on fantasy but gained an assist. What a rollercoaster for me.

Jordan Walker might have the best outfield arm in the league tbh

@Vanyabug It just felt really shoehorned. I’m sure there was a better way to have all the women in a scene together if they wanted it that badly.

Remember when men got upset that they all had a scene together in Endgame. You would've thought they all scissored based how upset they were

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@BanditBrigand Harry Potter.

Nerds what popular franchise you just not never got into?

@redbirdnerds I have much better interactions with reds fans. Like, astronomically better.

Hot take: I hate the Reds more than I hate the Cubs.

@HawkEmDownChris No. But only because of Scott Foster & Adam Silver. Cardinals & Blues have got me. 😌

Yes or No: All your favorite teams have won a championship.

@HouseLowlights You forgot the travel.

Shai hit his signature move Push-off, flop, free throws.

@MolinaEnjoyer @BaseballWRLD_ @KyberCrystal4 I thought the same thing at first, but it specified position players.

@scordleauthor @BaseballWRLD_ @KyberCrystal4 Dustin may

Has your highest paid position player been worth their 2026 salary so far

@BaseballWRLD_ @KyberCrystal4 Nootbaar if you don’t, and neither of them have played an inning this year.

@KyberCrystal4 Arenado if you include retained money

@MasynZyn Honestly, I have a lifetime of wonderful interactions with reds & pirates fans. So I add the hate I should have for them onto the cubs.

Throwing tomatoes at MLB teams based on how much I dislike them

@SasquatchVinnie What order are these teams in?!

Throwing tomatoes at teams based on how much pain and suffering they cause me

@MLB_Zone1 Nope. Busch is immaculate every time. 🤷🏻‍♂️

@scordleauthor You must be thinking of St Louis.

MLB stadium tier list. What would you change?

@SirBylHolte I don’t care if the actors are actually Greek, just that they can realistically appear Greek.

I asked GROK to recast Nolan's "Odyssey" using actual big name Greek/Greek-American actors working today. How did he do? Odysseus — Theo James (The ultimate brooding hero who can carry a 3-hour epic.) Penelope — Jennifer Aniston (The loyal queen who waits 20 years while fending off suitors.) Telemachus — Nicholas Galitzine (Young, intense prince energy.) Athena — Melina Kanakaredes (Wisdom, strategy, and commanding presence.) Circe — Rita Wilson (Seductive, dangerous, and magically unhinged.) Calypso — Marie Avgeropoulos (The beautiful, possessive nymph who traps Odysseus for years.) The Sirens (lead Siren) — Tracy Spiridakos (Hypnotic voice and deadly allure — perfect for the deadly songstresses.) Poseidon — Michael Chiklis (The raging, grudge-holding god of the sea.) Zeus — Billy Zane (That commanding voice thundering from Olympus.) Hermes — Hank Azaria (The quick-witted messenger god with trickster flair.) Antinous (lead Suitor) — John Stamos (The arrogant, sleazy pretty-boy suitor who wants the throne and Penelope.) Polyphemus the Cyclops — Zach Galifianakis (Chaotic, one-eyed giant comedy-horror gold.) Eumaeus (loyal swineherd) — Chris Diamantopoulos (The steadfast, no-nonsense ally.) Nestor — Elias Koteas (The wise old king and veteran of Troy.) Menelaus — Dimitrious Karras or a strong veteran Greek actor. Scylla (voice/appearance) — Tonia Sotiropoulou (The terrifying sea monster.) THIS is the version I would pay for, NOT Nolan's TEMU remake. See how easy it is when you want to do it right?

@BBGreatMoments Is this vibes? Because if it’s talent, Pujols-Edmonds-Rolen is the better cardinals trio.

Top 10 Best Teammate Trios Ever. who's missing?

@TheChrisLambert @elonmusk

What Jesus looked like vs the actor playing him @elonmusk what should we do about this???????