‍ ‍‍ 𝓸𝐬𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐝 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫-𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞.

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ 𝓲t’s⠀a⠀𝑐ompetitive⠀world.

⠀ hello

Since when did I say you had to ?

Gooooood .

You’re funny , blondie . I think I’ll be pushin’ your buttons .

Ohh , and why do you despise me? Purely because of the homosexual thing? Or because I’m more appealing than you ? Because I’m better brother-figure than you? Oh , or all of the above ?

⠀ what do you know ? why are you dictating me like you’re my brother instead ? god ! even mavis might be better than your irritating presence !

Ohhh , it’s because I’m Mexican too , ah ? Is that it ? Oh , how distasteful , mmh— qué hombre tan horrible ~ I’m sooo offended . Yeeesh—

Just because I thought about doesn’t make me gay

Well I’m not.

Ouuchhh.

We caught him he takes it up the ass

Well I’m not gay so

you obviously are, pathetic pirate