Scott von Kanel

CAICEDO BANGER 🚀 (via @NBCSportsSoccer)

STRIP THAT USELESS CLUB OF THEIR UCL AND GIVE IT TO CHELSEA

Pray for Paris…

OHHHH MY GOD ARE YOU SERIOUS JOAO PEDORODBDHEHWVSVSVSHSBSBSBSHWYWHW

🥇 RECORD! Naomi Girma has become the most expensive player in the history of women's football by signing with Chelsea. 🆕💙 Fee: €1.05M. 💰

🚨❄️ Record! Cole Palmer’s lob means he has now scored the MOST penalties without missing in Premier League history. 12 consecutive penalties, one more than Yaya Touré.

Cole Palmer breaks Chelsea’s record for most Premier League goal involvements in a calendar year with 37. Incredible 🥶

CAICEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Madueke at 00.00am: “Everything about this place is s**t”, posted on Instagram by mistake talking about Wolverhampton 😅 Madueke at 3.15pm: scores a goal against Wolves. Madueke at 3.23pm: scores again. Madueke at 3.27pm: hat-trick. Four goals in four days. 🔵🌪️

NONI "HE HATES YOUR TOWN" MADUEKE!

Shaqiri scoring a banger at an international tournament. Football heritage 🤩

SHAQIRI STUNNER 😱 (via @FOXSoccer)

𝑻𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒐𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖, 𝑩𝒊𝒍𝒍. 💙💛

Reece James is the best RB in world football.

Get Rid of VAR! What the fuck were they spending 3 minutes looking for then?

Subbed on at 3-2, boo’d by the entire ground, go on to lose 4-3.. on world rat day too…

Tripper. You can take a man out of Spurs but you can NEVER ever take Spurs out of a man.

I’m naming my son Thiago Silva

"𝗔𝘁 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀, 𝗶𝘁 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗯𝗲 𝗼𝗯𝘃𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗴𝗴𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗻𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝘁." This is excellent from @NorwichCityFC on #WorldMentalHealthDay. 👏💛

Dave Filoni is him