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@kjonoma @dbongino Wow it's amazing how many grown adults still believe in fairy tales about dead people rising from the grave, walking on water, talking snakes, talking donkeys and talking bush that's on fire but doesn't burn who tell you it's a sin to do drugs.

@Skyy_056 Of course. It makes great lubrication

Men, can you??🤔

@Murk441 No. Teach them to hit first BEFORE the bulky gets a chance

@CatLover56577 Nothing. Nobody calls her.

🤔🤔🤫

@JoeyDaBarba2 @Sofia50020Sofia If it's only a penny for your thoughts why are you putting your two cents in?

@scott_ska @Sofia50020Sofia Thank you. I’ve never heard that saying. I have heard “a penny for your thoughts” though.

I honestly don’t remember. Do you?

@NoDMsPerfavore Is there a rat or cockroach onboard? I'd take an insect over any of these scumbags.

BOAT IS SINKING AND THERE'S ONLY 1 LIFE JACKET- WHO ARE YOU SAVING?

@jennifer01ava7a ...amateurs...3 of each to get started and 2 more to recover before work ...gonna need a week off just for the warm up.

Be honest. Morning sex or night sex?

@WorkElizab In or on? The skin is the largest but it's not IN the body. It's actually OUTSIDE the rest of the body so that's a trick question.

Don't use Google

@Excellentsalvic Nothing more to say

What's you response to her ?

@LibertyNut1 The wife and I were fighting for an hour because she wanted tofu for dinner. Then I showed her your promise and it saved our marriage. Thank you. When are you leaving?

Give her a solid answer

@LibertyNut1 Well I was debating on what to cook... I guess bacon it is.

@EmilySm43 Give him his money back, stop cheating on him and go tell the truth to all the people you lied to about him. That would be a start.

Be honest

@dtamela_800 Yes. Ditch it and wear the birthday suit.

Be honest... am I getting too old to wear this?

@MahikRani50377 Cooperation

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@_josephine0_ Trump is having a snack?

What’s the first word that comes to mind when you see this?

@Sahar393815 Called "poi" in Hawaiian culture or scorpion tail in Chinese lore. used as a ranged weapon in martial arts or for making a vertical line perpendicular to uneven ground.

Nobody knows what this is I bet you don’t

@Babywwir 20/20 unlike my vision

7 for me!! I feel confident nobody Has all 20 How many for you?

@TulsiGabbardRVQ Sharia law is ALREADY BANNED. Read the Quran for references to all the violations to US law. Read the first amendment for the law that prohibits government from passing religious laws.

Would you support Sharia Law getting federally banned in all 50 U.S. states immediately? A. Yes B. No

@DavidJHarrisJr Mohammed was a child molester. He doesn't deserve respect.

How would you respond to him?

@BhattiLaib9960 Pedos should be used to lubricate the town's woodchipper. Adrenochrome users should be flayed alive and hung on spikes in Lafayette Park in front of the white house.

Do you agree? A) Yes B) No

@BhattiLaib9960 Agreed...also a person who falsely accused a man should get the same.