scott smith

@DexxterUtd @charlie_smith10

Wayne Rooney vs Arsenal 2011. The first ever proper 10/10 in the Premier League.

@TGrammie2 It was great stuff. It was ideal to use as chalk.

My husband would like to know if any of you remember white dog poop from the 70's. If so, why isn't there white dog poop now?

Name one album that’s perfect from start to finish. No skips. No filler. Just pure greatness...🎶🎸

@wesstreeting Is this a parody account??

This speech has annoyed all the right people. So to wind them up further, this gay, bible-bashing Christian wishes all Muslims here and across our country, Ramadan Mubarak.

@DavidH9494 @MrTomMcDermott 🤣🤣🤣

United deep and looking disjointed. #MUFC

@jeremycorbyn The smell is coming out of my screen

There is only one way we will defeat Reform: together. That’s why I’m backing the Greens in the Gorton and Denton by-election. We are a mass movement of all ages, backgrounds and faiths — united in a belief that things can, and will, change.

@graham_hilling @GBNEWS It’s called news!

@GBNEWS GBNews pouring petrol on the fire. Nothing new .

'Disaster waiting to happen!' Children urged to bring weapons for four-month 'war' on streets of London gbnews.com/news/london-ne…

@BedfordTown @jfishy12

Eagles Add Experience with Moncur Loan Signing ✍️ Bedford Town Football Club are thrilled to announce the signing of former EFL and National League midfielder George Moncur, on loan from Ebbsfleet United 🦅 Moncur brings a wealth of experience to Bedford, having begun his career at West Ham United before going on to represent Colchester United, Barnsley, Luton Town, Hull City and Leyton Orient. Read the full story at ow.ly/Wrhq50Y8lZ0

@zarahussain999 @GBNEWS You chat more shit every time I see your posts. Something I didn’t think possible

@GBNEWS The usual suspects will blame Sadiq Khan instead of the man who stabbed her Unfortunately crime happens everywhere… I sympathise with the victim

BREAKING: Woman stabbed to death in broad daylight in ‘busy’ area of London gbnews.com/news/london-ne…

@JudgeTheFuture Imagine the smell coming from that lot 👃😷

Holy shit we’re actually going to win this aren’t we

@Rainmaker1973 Two foot the little twat

If you do anything in life, bring THIS energy

@ShabanaMahmood The hotels aren’t the incentive you twat. It’s everything else they’re treated too.

Illegal migration has been placing immense pressure on communities. That is why we are removing the incentives that draw illegal migrants to Britain, closing asylum hotels that are blighting communities. Crowborough is just the start. I will bring forward site after site until every asylum hotel is closed and returned to local communities. I will not rest until order and control to our borders is restored. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

@TheFergusonWay @Squawka Why is the 41 smaller font

He's not real. [@Squawka]

Bruno Fernandes, you are not normal.

@rioferdy5 @FCBarcelona @realmadrid @thmanyahsports Creepy,,,, always hanging around for a creepy fist bump with a player who doesn’t know who you are !!

The El Classico in 🇸🇦 Who we going for? @FCBarcelona vs @realmadrid

@afneil People who sit on their arses raking benefits in illegally?

Define ‘working people’. Please.

@ABridgen Generally means that they are a complete twat

Why do so many of our ‘leaders’ make this unnatural hand gesture while giving their speeches and public appearances ? What does it symbolise / mean ?

@lm_67x2 Tom ford oud wood

@KirstieMAllsopp And what are the bollards on the bridge for??

This man is an MP, yet he attacks our capital city, the financial heart of our economy, a place visited by 20 million tourists a year and sends tweets like this. Luckily most Brits aren’t like him and don’t worry, he’s not from London anyhow.

@dave43law And have you seen the news today dave. Now the weather is a bit better. You muppet

Days without migrant boat crossings nears longest stretch in seven years Since November 14 no migrants have been recorded arriving in the country by boat lbc.co.uk/article/days-w…