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@JohnLukeNYC @netflix I thought @CharlizeAfrica and @TaronEgerton did a great job and it was a great movie. Not Oscar material but I don't feel it was so bad it was a waste of time

Oh Please Give Me A Break With The New @netflix Movie #APEX 🎬 Really? Dumb! Sad Waste Of Talent.

@KingTunde_SZN 56

PAY ATTENTION TO DETAILS Nobody is yet to find the number 👀 What number is in the box? RT Correct answer wins $8,000 Ends 50 hrs

@series_golden Amazon ruining it already. Why is her hair red? Croft has brown hair.

New look at Sophie Turner as Lara Croft in the 'TOMB RAIDER' series. 📷

@Glitchymagic @ArcRaiderAlerts I definitely agree with you on this. The strategy of the inventory is what I enjoy about the game

@ArcRaiderAlerts Inventory management is the true endgame in ARC Raiders.

ARC Raiders master cheat sheet by u/pRoDeeD: - What do keep or sell - What to recycle or upgrade - Attachments guide

@ImMeme0 I didn't even have to watch the video as soon as I saw what that fruitcake looked like. It told me everything I needed to know

TikToker gets triggered by the thumbs-up emoji, claiming that using it is rude. What say you?😂

@RyanShe74157201 @johnnymaga That's because you're not the house next door 😂

@johnnymaga If it’s their land, they should be able to do what the please with it. I don’t understand the entitlement of someone who doesn’t own the land to dictate what someone else does with their own property

This is wild. Immigrants move into a suburban Virginia neighborhood, construct a 3-story monstrosity of an “addition” for 3 generations of family members to live in—nearly encroaching on their neighbor’s property line. And people wonder why Americans can’t afford homes…

@ManassasCityPD Please start enforcing this

Texting while driving is illegal and a primary offense in Virginia code 46.2-818.2. A texting while driving conviction carries a $125 fine for the first offense and a $250 fine for second or subsequent offenses.

@ItsMauryaWorld @cnnbrk " both sides coming together to prevent a shutdown"? Are you living under a rock? We are currently in a shutdown. They didn't prevent anything

Finally, some good news! 🙌 It's encouraging to see both sides come together to prevent a shutdown. Now, let's hope this momentum continues beyond just funding and into real long-term solutions. 🤞 Do you think this is a sign that more bipartisan efforts are coming, or is this just a one-off? Either way, it’s a reminder of what can happen when people work across the aisle! Let’s see how it plays out. 👀

The Senate has reached a bipartisan deal to extend government funding, in a major sign the shutdown is poised to end cnn.it/4qQSJmP

@OneManCircus87 Unfortunately, if you're on pain Management You can drink these like water and you're lucky if they do anything

What happens when you drink 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate? I’m glad you asked. Buckle up. 12:05 p.m. — It begins. You down the 10-ounce bottle like it’s a lukewarm PBR at a college tailgate. The label says “cherry flavored,” but it tastes like someone described cherry to a chemist who’s never eaten fruit. Regret sets in instantly. 12:06 p.m. — You grab a handful of chips for moral support. They’ll be liquified before they clear your throat, but who cares? Life still feels okay right now. Remember this peace. You’re about to enter the darkest chapter of your gastrointestinal history. 12:37 p.m. — The rumbling starts. There’s movement in the depths. You’ve got five pounds of impacted regret in your colon, and you just drank the “human-safe” version of Drano. You think it’s go time. It’s not. You get one sad little snake turd — a warm-up act. That’s the last semi-solid you’ll see for the next 24 hours. 12:57 p.m. — The situation escalates. Your stomach is in full revolt. You have 0.3 seconds to make it to the toilet. Running is risky business — one wrong step and you’ll paint the walls. You pray for sphincter strength like never before as you waddle at Mach 3, pants half down, whispering, “Please, God, not like this.” 12:58 p.m. — Impact. You sit, and the gates of hell open. The explosion is biblical. It hits the back of the bowl with such violent force it ricochets like a sprinkler system. You ask yourself, Is that blood? No — false alarm. Just the ghost of a cherry pie you ate in 2004. The smell is unspeakable. The acoustics? Terrifying. The neighbors think you’re performing an exorcism. 1:06 p.m. – 8:30 p.m. — Time becomes meaningless. You’ve evacuated everything you’ve ever eaten, plus a few ancestral meals for good measure. Your colon feels like it’s been sandblasted with lava. The burn is real. You’re sweating. Crying. Contemplating life. You meet Jesus briefly, but He sends you back — says your mission’s not over yet. 8:37 p.m. — You’re empty. Broken. Reborn. Your butthole? A war veteran. Your spirit? In recovery. You’ll never be the same, but you will survive. Tomorrow, you’ll rise from the ashes, slip into your last clean pair of underwear, and waddle into Walmart like a survivor of gastrointestinal warfare — to buy a new toilet brush and reclaim your dignity. You’ve earned it. Feeling thankful. 💩🙏

‼️ ATTENTION ‼️ Ima be doing a Brandon Aubrey jersey giveaway because yall have been showing a lot of love so I want to give back. Winner will be picked in 72 HOURS! Steps to enter: 1. Follow @ButterAubrey 2. Repost and like this tweet 3. Comment your favorite team GOOD LUCK!

@ButterAubrey Cowboys since 1975!

@TimButtrum316 @InsideNoVA That's exactly what it all comes down to. That's why we have the traffic and infrastructure nightmare that we do around here.

@InsideNoVA I can only imagine the amount of money being paid to officials in back door deals.

'A straight middle finger': Prince William data center advisory group sounds off over noise ordinance insidenova.com/headlines/a-st…

@Jakeysyaya @_XDogs Kind of digging this name. Great suggestion

@_XDogs You rescued a Malinois? On purpose? She should be named Moedig, which is the Dutch word for brave, call her Modi for short.

I just got her from the rescue center, I need a name for her please.❤

@dallascowboys @SeatGeek There's still time to trade a few more players

season starts now‼️ #DallasCowboys | @SeatGeek

@Bompton303 @dallascowboys @SeatGeek He definitely is not living up to that paycheck that's for sure

@dallascowboys @SeatGeek Season ended when Dak was named the starting QB

With all its knowledge and AI why can't @grok make a picture of a German Shepherd with floppy ears

@CallofDuty #BlackOps7 #ScufxCODSweepstakes

We're warming up for Reveal. This is your chance to win 🎮😤 Reply with #BlackOps7 #ScufxCODSweepstakes to enter for a chance to win a Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 Scuf Instinct Controller!

@ppv_tahoe Well that's a big law suit

📍Bronx, NY Police K-9 Escapes Vehicle, Bites Bystander at Detective’s Funeral A Suffolk County police dog broke free from a patrol vehicle and attacked a bystander during the funeral service for NYPD Detective Didarul Islam. According to Suffolk police, the K-9 escaped when the vehicle’s door unexpectedly opened. The dog bit a nearby man before its handler and another officer intervened and pulled the animal away. 📸 ruthless_void_ / Instagram

@IvankaNews_ God

@afra_art56 What color and type of pencils are you using?