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Solid-snake 🐍
@scottdasnake
Logistics and Estate management hub.
Katılım Şubat 2022
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Husband: “He doesn’t look like me… I want a paternity/DNA test.”
Wife: “So after 12 years, you think I cheated?”
Husband: “If you’ve got nothing to hide, it shouldn’t matter.”
DNA test comes back… he’s the father.
Husband: “See? Now I have peace of mind.”
Wife: “And now I have clarity. I’m leaving.”
Middle Son: “Mom… why does Dad hate me?”
Husband: “You’re divorcing me… over a test?”
Wife: “No. I’m divorcing you because you looked at your own child and saw doubt… and looked at your wife and saw betrayal.”
Months later…
Husband: “Can we spend Christmas together… as a family?”
Son: “No.”
Wife: “He deserves to be around people who make him feel loved.”
Even later…
Husband: “Why is everyone treating me like I’m the bad guy?”
Everyone: “Because the DNA test proved he was your son… but your actions proved you weren’t acting like his father.”
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@_Ochiedike Only people without a grasp on history think it’s only white people that lynched and hung black people. Keep pointing the finger till you realize being a victim isn’t a winning move
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Black people are more moved by the crucifixion of a fictional character than by the hanging of their ancestors from trees.
Zoom Afrika@zoomafrika1
Never forget 😭
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@sneako @SStricklandMMA Sean had like 133 significant strikes but 95% of them were push back jabs as he was back peddling away from Khamzat 💀
Just to put things into perspective.
Robbery.
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Congratulations @SStricklandMMA and classy post fight speech. Impressive striking and takedown defense.
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shawarma of 3500?
just say you’re poor lmao.
𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖊݁ᛪ༙@f_jxr_
two days talking stage just bill me shawarma
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@zyainy If you think colonialism is bad then you should realize your brain has been colonized and your culture is assumed to be trash cos you can’t even comprehend Islam with your language
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In Islam if you rape and eat children you get executed, while in the West if you rape and eat children you get voted president or a high ranking government official. We are not the same
Matt Couch@RealMattCouch
It's a hell of a question, isn't it?
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@__MUHSEEN__ If that was true the good majority would have made it vocally and physically clear that they are not with the violence. Unfortunately their rhetoric of Islam being a religion of peace is just fluff meant to deceive the ignorant
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Muslims are predominantly good and Godly people
But the world keeps using the few bad ones to judge the majority good Muslims
This is intentional and unfortunate
MÓRÁYỌ̀💕💕@MORADUNNI
Drop an unpopular opinion you’re ready to defend.
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@sarkinnomaa Exactly the demon that attacked the fictitious Muhammad in a cave and made an illiterate read is not the God Christians worship. The God that is not a father and we are not his children is not my God.
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Yes, we don't serve the same God. We serve Allah, He alone. He doesn't sleep, He doesn't die. He is not born of any woman, and he has no son. And He's the God of Jesus and Muhammad, Peace Be Upon Them.
Instablog9ja@instablog9ja
“The God we Christians serve is not the same Muslims serve” — Pastor Seye Benjamin Agbo reveals
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@IbrahimAfz27346 @sarkinnomaa Allah is not the Christian God. Only deceptive people would claim he was
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@sarkinnomaa Translation: “And that God is God”
Allah = God in Arabic
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@sneako If Islam was true the world would be doomed. Pedo messenger, blood thirsty till this day, loves enslaving others, oppressing women and generally being ass holes
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