Scott Heffield

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Scott Heffield

Scott Heffield

@scottheffield

Strategic Executive Leader - Woodworking - Cycling - Music - Geekery - Follower of the Biblical Jesus

Sandy, Utah, USA Katılım Ağustos 2009
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Dad Jokes
Dad Jokes@Dadsaysjokes·
Me: What do you know about atoms? Son: Very little… Me: besides that.
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Mike Beckham
Mike Beckham@mikebeckhamsm·
Best scene in Ted Lasso Be curious, not judgmental
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Dad Jokes
Dad Jokes@Dadsaysjokes·
What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know and I don’t care.
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Dad Jokes
Dad Jokes@Dadsaysjokes·
My 3 favourite things are eating my family and not using commas.
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Lecrae
Lecrae@lecrae·
The same dopamine found in a social media binge is also found in doing an adventure with friends. One will be forgotten in hours, one will create a lifetime of memories.
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Jon Tyson
Jon Tyson@JonTyson·
Jesus, Lord at thy birth.
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AppliedFrameworks
AppliedFrameworks@AppliedFramewks·
From our entire team, to you.
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Dad Jokes@Dadsaysjokes·
What do you call a bunch of chess fanatics bragging about their skills in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
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Michael Wear
Michael Wear@MichaelRWear·
Howard Thurman's "The Work of Christmas"
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Jon Tyson
Jon Tyson@JonTyson·
Increasingly, as we age, our task is not productivity, but reflection. (Rolheiser)
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Jon Tyson
Jon Tyson@JonTyson·
People often remember the tone more than the talk.
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Phil Yu
Phil Yu@angryasianman·
It’s that time again. Some people celebrate the season with “Elf on the Shelf.” Our household observes the tradition of “Bruce on the Spruce,” also known as “Lee on the Tree.” Be good children. Bruce is watching.
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Dad Jokes
Dad Jokes@Dadsaysjokes·
What do you call a constipated detective? No shit, Sherlock.
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Lecrae
Lecrae@lecrae·
Peace is not the absence of problems. Peace is the presence of God.
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