Scott “Pass The Rock” Flemming

Safety first #babyonboard

Gasparilla debut, Borg debut, split the B attempt failed, 4th & 1, move the damn chains. #lifeupdate

@BeautifulT87884 Balls! Happy New Year! And sorry for having eyes Hope you lasted long, PTR

Middle of the night wife porking to start out the year? Look out #beev Balls has got a head start on 2026

@SavvySam73 Holy fucking ball knowledge

Top 5 worst days (in no order): 1. May 1, 2002 (Chet Holmgren birthdate) 2. Initiation day for pledges 3. November 5, 2022 (Yordan clincher) 4. Chipotle Honey Chipotle Chicken removal 5. May 20, 2014 (Wii Server shutdowns) Thoughts? Questions? Concerns?

@voddywattys SIT, They’re making me feel some type of way 🤤 Enjoy the Waffle House, PTR

#nuke whatever the fuck this is

What do you mean no more bag? We in the W tho #shrink

Just got on the cruise and this is the hoop I’m working with. No it isn’t full court #wherethebirdsat

Shaq, meet Kobe. #myturn

@SavvySam73 Splits, But what if she’s not like the others? Whimsically, PTR

@scottieflemms PTR, Get back out on the playing field. It’ll help clear your mind. Best of luck, Splits

Just cropdusted a kid at asshole height

@Burnerella_ Ethel, Happy Mothers Day to my rock, our kids are so blessed to have you as a mom. PTR, Scottie

@CrangusMcBall @notbishopkenny Crangus, They’ll pick it up. PTR & Gleefully, Scottie

@notbishopkenny I don’t think you understand how this works

“Go white boy” they all say in unison

My three kids watching me paint the top left corner (essential) of the urinal like I’m Greg Maddux. #expand

@RubChuck42 Chuck, Centering looks perfect here, scared of PSA though they just hoe’d me. Don’t be suprised if it gets a 9. PTR, Scottie

Sometimes you needa give your franchise player some rest. Beer, sit a minute. Banana daquiri, you’re in. #expand

@hookerhunt63832 Gertrude, Your eyes are ever so dazzling in the moonlight. Please let me shoot my shot like I’m Devin booker. PTR, Scottie

Logged into my clash of clans account for the first time in years, who’s this rocket defending the crib? No need to worry honey, daddy is back. #expand #would

What ever happened to guessing Eich’s lunch man

Stay off the roads today I’m driving with a chubby! #expand #thisisfun

@SavvySam73 Splits, Did you practice these shots? PTR, Scottie

Is this thing on… 🎤 #0for4