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Where is the line when an event becomes a palooza? #AskingForAFriend

A classic Calvin and Hobbes rerun today. Monkey heads! gocomics.com/calvinandhobbe…

I am convinced Philadelphia could put on a ballot question that could say anything and people would vote for it. Let's spend more money, yay.

Things that make me irrationally angry as an old person, ceremonies. Why is everything a ceremony? The local high school had a tie ceremony last night. Literally they drag everybody into the gym at night to hand the incoming class a tie. Get over yourselves.

Somebody asked how to pronounce Jhostynxon Garcia, the Pirates rookie. It's Gar-SEE-ah. You're welcome.

The Mets scored 10 in the 12th tonight... espn.com/mlb/game/_/gam…

From now on they will call it Aaronimink! #PGA

Knowing math and being cheap has ruined the carnival experience for me.

Well that's a shame. RFK Jr. won't run for #president in 2028.

They played Sweet Carolina for Pope Leo! youtube.com/watch?v=7XFR8x…

Val Pinchbeck was the schedule savant of the NFL. Look at how he made the schedule when we were young.

Hey @Sixers, they've got the brooms out!

Duke could beat the @Sixers right now. I typed Suxers... probably appropriate. #KnicksSixers

Stay tuned for the annual presentation #BringOutTheBrooms @NHLFlyers

@nut_history Fred McGriff and his 493 home runs

The strike began on August 1994 and ended on April 1995. They played 113 games in 1994 and 144 games in 1995. Therefore, the strike cost most teams around 60 games. Who do you think got hurt the most by the loss of those 60 games?

This happens: espn.com/horse-racing/s… What else happens? * I don't watch the Preakness or the Belmont * I don't go to the track for the Belmont if Golden Tempo wins the Preakness * I don't remember who won the Kentucky Derby This is how you kill a sport.

I am not saying it will happen but if the #Phillies keep winning at this clip under Don Mattingly, they'll finish 126-36.

Touchdown Ex-Whalers! @Canes 3, @NHLFlyers 2

Happy teacher toleration week to all the students who put up with their overlords for the last 153 days.

Ex-Whalers 3, #Flyers 0 --- youtube.com/watch?v=sgvfZP…