Scott Mertzlufft

Drinking coffee and listening to Griffin sleep.

Just finished dinner. Smells good.

Getting rolling. Son is fed. Teeth are brushed. Coffee is made.

My daughter was so bad last night that it made me feel like a failure as a father.

@wallabim I know it's hard to believe, but she was BAD!!!

Hoping to clear the last bit of crap from my mom's house today.

@mopemiph thanks for calling me back, dick!

This September, prepare to go full walrus. #WalrusYes

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