Scott Wryn

The award for trolliest TV Guide listing ever goes to Scotland's Sunday Herald....brilliant!!! Unfortunately now Trump will invade Scotland

@edhelms @senatemajldr We are in the portion of our film where Dr. Frankenstein is starting to think building that monster may not have been the best move.

This speech by @senatemajldr McConnel is moving because it is mostly true, and deeply galling because it reveals without question that through his years of procedural treachery, he always knew better.

@THR The answer to the age old question Ginger or Mary Ann? Mary Ann. Always Mary Ann. It was never even close. #RIPDawnWells

Dawn Wells, the girl-next-door actress and former beauty queen who played the sweet Mary Ann Summers on the iconic CBS sitcom 'Gilligan's Island,' died Tuesday of causes related to COVID-19 thr.cm/jncjyBN

@NicolleDWallace They've been complicit for nearly 4 years. Nothing new here kids.

“If Republicans don’t start condemning this stuff, then I think they’re really complicit in it, It’s time to stand up and be counted. Are you going to stand for righteousness? Are you going to stand for integrity? Or are you going to stand for the wild mob washingtonpost.com/politics/trump…

@ananavarro I will be very happy to pitch in and pay for all their federally funded meals and housing for the nxt 20 yrs to life. Assuming they don't flee the country 1st of course.

Can’t wait for Trump’s useless spawn to to have to travel on their own dime and pay for their own security. Few first families have exploited the use of Secret Service for their own benefit as much as this bunch.

@johnlegend On the plus side for Trump, however, the dude so insanely obsessed with tv ratings is about to get Super Bowl type numbers when the Secret Service carry him out of TWH kicking & screaming. Don't be shy about using a straight jacket kids. Maybe a ball gag too.

Fact check: Trump is currently at 72.4M so he can’t even round up to 73M. He is and always has been a lying liar. And Biden is at 77.7M. Biden handily won both the popular vote and the electoral college. Trump = Impeached one-term president = lying loser

Hahahahahahahahaha. Now do Biden

@James_Caan If it doesn't include "end of tweet" I won't believe you wrote it. And I can't argue w/Mel Brooks, but your buddy who talked you into appearing in this role can't be too far behind him. #DonAdams

For all of you that love the End of tweet and for those who hate the End of tweet. Here you go..... End of tweet

@NancySinatra He should've resigned 3.5 yrs ago. And those saying it's a fake story would say the same thing even after watching video of him saying every word. 🐏🐑

For those who say this story is fake. Sadly, it's true. @realDonaldTrump should resign now.

@James_Caan First thing, I think, I ever saw Dennis Farina in. I don't know if most ppl realize how f$#@ing awesome an actor he was. Whereas I'm pretty sure most ppl realize how $#%^ing an awesome actor you are.

Proud of this one. End of tweet

@SondraCurrie Can't believe you didn't include this cult classic in the list of credits on your Cameo profile! And it isn't a cult classic just b/c of Estrada's fantabulous pink suit. #ButItDoesntHurt #Kolchak

#cameofameo🥰 facebook.com/1373752964/pos…

@KymKarath Oh you could still lie about it. We have a fairly high ranking elected official who does nothing but lie. It's the new in thing. I'd go with "Gretl wasn't in the original film, but added via CGI in the 90's". Also... HAPPY B-DAY!!!!

I wish I could lie about my age but SOM made that impossible! So...nothing to do but embrace it, in gratitude.

@ShanNBCBoston A) Don't know what virtually means. If it means on a treadmill w/AC, cool. If it means out in potentially 80+ degree Sep heat I vote you wait til 2021. B) I came to ur Twitter for the jokes & sarcasm, I stayed bc ur an exceptional human. The charity run is just more proof of that

The Marathon I signed on to run is canceled-at least in the way we’ve come to know and love it. Bummer. I said I would run, so I’m running, virtually(that’s a thing) in Sept. Gonna keep trying to raise money for kids who need it. It won’t be easy. Nothing worth doing is, right?

@JakeSherman @KatyTurNBC -Deranged POTUS tries to cancel elections in November due to riots he incited .....oh wait, that comes later

It’s hard to believe what’s going on in America right now — deadly pandemic that’s killed 100k — cops kneel on mans kneck, and he dies — fiery riots in a major American city — Police arrest a reporter on live tv.

@rheaseehorn True. You could also easily replace packing with: warm laundry snubbing owners for weeks who dared go away on vacation sleeping scratching the *$@! out of anything new & expensive and also be correct. But they are still awesome aren't they?

No one loves packaging more than a cat.

@Olivianuzzi At what point can we stop calling certain billionaires eccentric & move on to psychotic?

Yikes

@gtconway3d Trick question. He doesn't use light bulbs since, like windmills, they cause cancer. In fact, once Jared is done curing the virus he's gonna head up a task force to find an alternative to light bulbs. I hear hydroxychloroquine may work. #trumplightbulb

The following is a quarantine crowdsource joke-writing exercise. How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb for Donald Trump? #trumplightbulb

@James_Caan Is this a new Twitter thing? #JamesCaanInAHat OK, I'll play

@ArielleKebbel Two thoughts..1) I've liked everything I've seen you in, but this is easily your best project 2) Flashlights in tv shows/movies are crazy bright #SomeoneGetMe1 🔦

@ShanNBCBoston @bostonmarathon Don't mock my musical tastes woman! That said.. Ava Max-Torn Kelsea Ballerini-Dibs Dido-Stoned (Deep Dish Mix) Chainsmokers/Bebe Rexha-Call You Mine Easton Corbin-All Over The Road Crush-Jellyhead Sheena Easton-Telefone Cassie/Akon-Let's Get Crazy Britney-Everytime (Petyasb Mix)

Trying to make a playlist for @bostonmarathon training. Give me songs, any genre, and decade...except heavy metal, I don’t like to be yelled at. Go!

@zeldawilliams Haven't companies already been doing this for years though? Haven't John Wayne, John Lennon & a bunch of other long dead celebs been used in commercials. I get that in those instances they're just re-purposing existing footage, but it's still dirtbaggish IMO.

@NicolleDWallace I seriously question the surviving 4 yrs part.

It’s been debated for the better part of 4 yrs in gop circles the damage that Trump is capable of doing to our nat. security - the consensus among gop elected officials and national security types is US can survive 4 years but not 8. This would be the moment to say that out loud