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@mindyisser I wrote my name in as a joke - no way I’d actually get elected to anything. Jokes on me, nobody else ran or wrote themselves in so I won.

last election i wrote my husband in as minority inspector of elections and he won lol, but things are already devolving quickly at the 36-11 polling location lol. they’re addicted to electioneering so they don’t want him there

I’ll never forgive Class of 2010 for being able to spell “SEN10RS” like that....

Just wait til some people find out we’re playing on Valentine’s Day too

Let’s just get this out of the way

“He’s about to have a mental breakdown about finances. Have his wife send him a Zillow listing.”

Gas prices so high Jacob Fatu thinking about using his brakes

Caught my wife doing laundry and stopped her immediately. I said, “Babe, it’s Mother’s Day. You don’t do chores today. Go sit down and relax; these clothes will still be here tomorrow.” I’m such a good husband.

@elonmusk this would’ve made for a rad yearbook quote

@PJ_Marcum @SCCM_Avenger make this man and his customers happy!

@scotty269 Thanks! I can only say it so many times. I do speak for a large number of customers when I say it but I feel like some people at MS don’t listen to anything that I say.

Getting us the data is half the battle, but we must also have access to it via the export API or it’s useless.

@AmericanAir @kyleluttrell I am free next week. Can I come in his place?

@kyleluttrell We're sad you won't be able to join us next week. We appreciate your continued loyalty.

My phone rang tonight and it was @AmericanAir. They called thanking me for my business and invited me to an event next week in Philly. Unfortunately I’m out and can’t go. But golly that made me feel so good they called with that invite. Like literally made my night.

ted turner was what you ideally do if you're a billionaire, which is spend your money on baseball and wrestling

@sama Did you try asking ChatGPT for the answer?

i would like to talk to people who have built amazing things with 5.5 that weren't possible with earlier models. i am especially interested in examples that took ludicrous token budgets. thanks.

why did they call it AI psychosis and not terminal illness

@mmsmoa It’s done!!!

The MMS puzzle is loved by attendees. Great to see people collaborating together to complete a fun activity….one piece at a time! #MMSMOA

moron

@AdamGell I walked up just as they finished the puzzle. I present to you, a picture:

You all need to post more pictures #mmsmoa

They put Kill Yo Self in the pollen this year

Spirit Airlines' best and last hope