Brian Butterworth

First shotgun start of the season and you can’t find the air horn in the back shop 🤦‍♂️

when mum says there's pizza in the freezer

@Daniel_Rapaport Aged well…..

Scheffler/Henley will be this team's Molinari/Fleetwood. I really believe that. Think we're getting a tour de force from Scheffler this week. Best player on the planet, at the peak of his powers, at home, Ryder Cup scar tissue to avenge. I can't wait for tomorrow.

@TheRedmenTV Gravenbirch

Man of the Match?

With the sale of Ben Doak to Bournemouth for £25m, Liverpool will have made £102.6m from Doak, Jarell Quansah, Caoimhín Kelleher, Tyler Morton, Trent Alexander-Arnold, and Nat Phillips this summer. Six players they paid a total of... £600k for.

Apparently the #LFC shirt sales generated enough profit in the first 36 hours after kit launch to pay for both Wirtz AND Ekitike, including wages. WOW. We’ve essentially signed two players for free, meaning that the entire Coutinho fee can go towards a new striker 👀

No. 20 🏆 Meant to be. #YNWA

Amazing scenes. Thank you, Liverpool 🔴

It’s done. 20 League Titles, 8 FA Cups, 10 League Cups, 6 European Cups. @LFC the best team in England is Scouse. #NikeFootball

@maxrushden @BakersTweet Merry Christmas to Tomas Brolin ! There’s a man who looks like he knows his was around a turkey dinner

GIVEAWAY‼️ Win 2x tickets to the great night we have planned with Liverpool legends! @EmileHeskeyUK @sawe74 @patrikberger73 With a chance to meet and greet them, with plenty of more entertainment lined up 🙌 How to enter: - Follow, @hotelanfield and @Rpgpromo23! - Like and repost this tweet! - Comment and Tag who you would like to bring with you! Good luck!

@TheLastLeg #JoshLooksLike Sandy Toksvig got an invite to the Royal Box at Wimbledon

@TheLastLeg #JoshLooksLike Sandy Toksvig got an invite to the royal box at Wimbledon

@secretclubprov It went around the hole and dropped in the back door

Q . Things you can say on a golf course ⛳️ but also in the bedroom 😘 Answers below 👇 Mars bar to the winner 🏅

@ladbible The Stoned Roses

Ruin a British band name by changing a single letter

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours