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No one is watching your ads, @nbc #OpeningCeremony

So apparently @McDonalds couldn’t be bothered to make a deal with @werthers_orig so they just made their own butterscotch and called it Grandma? We know what happened to the last namesake of a frozen treat.

If your press release includes a word only you know how to pronounce, include the pronunciation in the release. #marketingtips #branding

Airbnb opens up housing for 20,000 Afghan refugees globally dlvr.it/S6DQg6

You wondered when #TikTok would begin to suck and turn into #instagram ?

Consumer Reports launches crowdsourced campaign for internet service transparency hill.cm/DEg6VyZ

Please caption and explain the cartoon blah blah words in the @YakultUSA streaming ad (you seem to only have the one annoying one) or QUIT RUNNING IT! You think you’re talking science but all we can hear is

MEDIA: Scott Atlas is speaking irresponsibly about COVID! also MEDIA: [runs clip of irresponsible statements] #media #journalism

wow, it’s been a minute. hi, twitter. what’d i miss? oh.

quiet 7 years #MyTwitterAnniversary

If you’re reading this on the #DaylightSavingsTime hashtag, you’re doing it wrong. #DaylightSavingTime #DST #nerd

Nobody wants your spam, LinkedIn.

What's black, white, and Russian red all over? These books on Trump. Whose cover bucked the trend? @DavidCayJ went with flaming Trump orange (and had some of the best-documented work inside). qz.com/quartzy/137643…

arrrrrgh 😕 everything beautiful gets absorbed

Why is CarGurus pronounced “KAR guh rooz?” (like kangaroos, which they don’t sell). It’s “kar GOO rooz”, or you lose the entire meaning of being a car expert, right? oh and it’s still GIF, too, as in Graphics, people

LinkedIn will let you leave voicemail messages: zdnet.com/article/now-li… (by ZDNet's @LiamT) Me:

When Facebook happens to good people twitter.com/verge/status/9…

@Hootsuite_Help Just saw new HS plans -- Team plan is not listed and chat cannot answer -- please tell where to find detailed prices and info for all 5 new plans. We're part of a HS team on current pro plan and need to know how changes affect us. thank you

Good marketing @SiliconHBO

@MelonieDodaro I like to look at John Oliver's rant on LinkedIn spam.