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Haven't been keeping up with twitter much. anything interesting going on? #Itweettokeepthisaccountalive

FB's latest innovation? Second Life. And much like in SL, I'm looking forward to business meetings being swarmed by flying penises.

Not suitable for ghosts under 9 years of... death?

I've watched Crowder's instant self own the moment Sam Seder pops onto the zoom like 5 times and I swear I feel younger somehow.

Actually stumbled across some people who claim that Star Trek was fine, until it "got woke." Trek. The fully-automated luxury gay space communism show. Was it too subtle? Are you feeling okay?

@warrenellis: mayor Pete would make an AMAZING Smiler in a Transmet movie, just sayin...

Hey Candidates: Don't let Sen. Harris dropping out from the primary today discourage you from doing the same. Feel free to steal her thunder and drop out today too! well over half of you are basically the same candidate as her/each other Carpe Diem!

@trekonlinegame #DeltaRising so many shinies

@_sestet @ZedBlack @Scrimsurlalune please, go on. Your impotent rage nourishes me.

@Scrimsurlalune No.

@lansingdjs how bout the flaming lips "yoshimi battles the pink robots (volume 1)"

I propose a new rule: all smartphones must have an app built in that describes what all the cryptic icons at the top actually mean.

Dear dolphin browser: why do you run worse on my new phone?

yfrog.com/nwzv9ndj Best movie tie-in ever.

Assholes: even if the thought of your car being stolen *wasn't* really satisfying to begin with, car alarms ceased being useful 25 yrs ago.

Hey, you got ammonium nitrate in my TNT! You got TNT in my ammonium nitrate! OH SHIT THAT'S AMATOL IT'S UNSTABLE GET D

It's time, Willard. Conceed, go home and take a nap on the money pile. Maybe have your horse dance if you need cheering up #election.

@warrenellis I'm pretty sure that means you just won the debate

@somebadideas just got zinged

@billmaher hey, that's a solid strategy