K80

So chopped I got my hair washed in Chinatown and the granny gave me a haircut against my will and took like $20 off the total

@moggerly Euthanasia

@scriptK80 Double-jointed?

Do not show me your hyperextended thumb I’ll throw up

Bought a guy coffee today and he didn’t even dive across the counter to prevent it

@FeralPHunter 3 selfies in one day

someone come sh**t me

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犬が柵を飛び越えるモーションが好きすぎる

@wyahk x.com/amazlngnature/…

is this some behavioural mechanism or are they just silly little guys

@SmasherIsEma ice cream cone

@sciad @Ken67547214 All my alts

@Ken67547214 WHY DOES EVEYBODY ON TWITTER HAVE THE SAME DOG????

HOT DOG

I would have reacted like this too I’m sorry

@iiwasinthee212 Okay but do you know the answer?

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GHK-Cu is not for the weak

I’ve been lying to everyone

@karma_mao Give it to me straight

Reply and I’ll let you know if I think you’re high T or low T

@PalantirTech I’ve applied 18 times

Palantir embraces the neurodivergent. Join us.

@SowoneulJay It exists in my car

the craziest thing about this is that the version of kpop she's emulating lowkey does not exist anymore

Unfortunately I can only draw good when I’m at work using a classified document as scratch paper that can never see the light of day and will be incinerated