scriptjunkie (Matt)

“Music is food for the soul”, some of yall need to eat happier ;) “You are what you eat” applies here too

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

Apparently Google claims that VPN apps not being properly functional on Android isn't an issue needing fixed. Weird how methods of de-anonomizing users in ways that benefit governments and companies arnt considered "bugs" and aren't a problem with fixing. Bug door go brrrrttt.

2026 and Google Slides still doesn't support WebP, a standard developed by Google. It's almost like the two teams need to go and grab a coffee and have a chat

@vingeupdates Jonas: oh yeah? Explain this! x.com/RenaudB31/stat…

🎙️ Q: Teammate with the worst mechanic skills? 🗣️ Jorgenson: "Might be Jonas Vingegaard." 🗣️ Campenaerts: "I don't want Jonas to prepare my bike." 🔧❌😅

Two full iOS exploit kits in one month, deployed via watering holes on public websites, potentially affecting hundreds of millions of devices. Will Apple acknowledge that this no longer fits the "very small number of highly targeted individuals" narrative?

@ItsReallyNick I have done this when looking for stuff like a pixel 8, then trying to filter out a million $9 pixel cases to find the actual pixel 8

I would love to know who actually clicks Sort: By Price (High to Low) to buy stuff

Japan to allow ‘proactive cyber-defense’ from October 1st go.theregister.com/feed/www.there…

log (😅) = 💧log 😄

for a while i've had a slight fear that the bluetooth from my airpods could be frying my brain this weekend i pulled the raw data from a $30m government study of 1,679 mice blasted with cell phone radiation and reanalyzed it what i found was...not what I expected? 🧵

I don't know all the details but I'm sure Ohio deserved it

Russian spies have a nice Roundcube exploitation framework hunt.io/blog/operation…

Meta is ending end-to-end encryption for Instagram DMs on May 8. After that, Meta can read your messages and law enforcement can subpoena them. Draw your own conclusions about what else that unlocks for the data-driven company.

over 350 fixes are in FFmpeg 8.1 git shortlog n8.0..n8.1 --grep '[Ff]ixes' -sn 165 Michael Niedermayer 53 James Almer 32 Kacper Michajłow 29 Andreas Rheinhardt 23 Niklas Haas 14 Lynne 10 Martin Storsjö 7 Manuel Lauss 7 Timo Rothenpieler 6 Oliver Chang 5 Frank Plowman 5 Leo Izen

@FullSpectCrazy @esrtweet @robertgraham Really? And yet most services don't have full ipv6 support and many have no ipv6 support at all? docs.aws.amazon.com/vpc/latest/use…

@esrtweet @robertgraham Amazon/AWS has been pure IPv6 internally for something like 15-20 years by now.

Back in the 1990s, early Internet nerds were convinced we were running out of IPv4 addresses and that we needed to create a new standard, IPv6, to prevent this. They used the same arguments as Paul Ehrlich, exponential growth meeting a fixed supply, leading to devastating collapse. They did this even after Ehrlich was proven completely wrong in 1990. This argument is a higher level Truth that can never be disproven, no matter how many times its predictions fail to come about. Over 30 billion devices are connected to the IPv4 Internet and we sill haven't run out of IPv4 addresses. Of those are 8.5 billion mobile phones on the IPv4 Internet. Yet, when people explain IPv6 to you, the first thing they'll tell you is that it's needed to prevent the Internet from running out of addresses.

Can we crowdfund buying breach forums? Anybody lurking with a plausible enough "responsible cybercriminal" cover? Come on, we could have a ton of fun with this. x.com/IntelOpsV3/sta…

@lucasaganronald It's always fascinating to watch just how extremely and nonsensically UAE hates Visma

Pogačar: “I felt pain in the knee after stage 16.” His agent: “Visma car accident before stage 18 caused his knee pain.” SOMEBODY IS LYING 😂

@SwiftOnSecurity Ok but you do need to give up the AI gf

100% of the ppl I know with AI gf are still with AI gf. Worrying trend for women, who are getting locked out of these opportunities.

@ZackKorman If I ever land the role of Chief Business Officer the first thing I’m doing is changing the title to “Main Something Doer.”