Beans

This is what my nut looks like btw if you even care

@mondogroovydrew 👀

Bestie didn’t want to listen about the video I have that oomf took while I was eating their ass

Tomodachi life living the dream

@BanDiglett Need actually 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

me with my tiny as fuck penis

Anyways for no reason at all yall should go check out @scroogloo

Guys should I remake my alt since it got deleted <3

@mondogroovydrew This but about men from New Jersey ❤️

@scrootnoo The way there was no real Scorpio man. I just followed someone with Scorpio in their bio and I was like god damn it I hate Scorpio men :/ but hopefully they aren’t all evil

Maybe this Scorpio man will be different….

@mondogroovydrew Thank uuuu ngl that eye cream like Completely Wipes by dark circles it’s insane but when it does I don’t even feel like myself it’s wild 😭

@scrootnoo It’s hot the way you do it tbh 🥵🥵

I think I’m finally gonna start washing my face again. Someone recommend me a good face wash

@mondogroovydrew No but I do 😍😍

@scrootnoo Thank you so much :) do I have dark circles?

@mondogroovydrew If ur washing ur face at night tho I highly recommend the L’Oréal Paris Revitalift night moisturizer that stuff is so powerful,, and for dark circles first aid beauty’s niacinamide eye cream is soooo powerful, but a bit pricey

@mondogroovydrew I just use my local grocery store brand bc it’s cheap ngl <3 but I also use st Ives avocado honey exfoliator and some face mask from five below sometimes <3

@asmerchant34 This is so hot can u tell me everything abt what ur presenting pls <333

Presenting at conferences is my JAM

Went to the doctor who said I had a yeast infection and she said “he’s a yeasty boy not a beasty boy”

Coworkers talking openly and unashamedly abt using ai to make a coloring book rn,,,, be so fr

This app has AGE VERIFICATION NOW??? Oh be so fr

looking at the Great Bison Belt before Europeans arrived and I think everyone should actually be more racist against white people

Alt got suspended…!

@mondogroovydrew Noooo oomf is obv obsessed wit u

Oomf stayed awake just so he could say goodnight to me when I woke up 😍😍 (I’m making this shit up, he just happened to be awake)

I just won two rounds of baby-billiards, feeling good about myself cause this is like the 6th/7th game I've ever played but also bad because I definitely did not deserve the wins lol

People who pronounce niche like "nitch" instead of "neesh" give me hives. It's a French loanword!