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Don Scrumbo

@scrumbo3

Mayor and President of Scrumbopolis

Scrumbopolis, USA Katılım Haziran 2018
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The Scrumbopolis gift shop is open for business! Show everyone the pride of your city or grab some souvenirs for your family on your visit! redbubble.com/people/Scrumbo…
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Emotional support ballsack (hand in my pants)
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The age of consent in Scrumbopolis is 10,000 years old.
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To everyone fishing at Scrumbopolis lake: the fish are trained to not bite until Memorial Day. You’re wasting your time.
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The Scrumbopolis deodorant factory doesn’t smell at all! Doesn’t that make sense?
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Twerking is type of standing ovation
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Confucius warned me about this smelly finger
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I made X-ray specs but I can’t see your titties only bones.
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They really broke the mold when they made me. To smithereens when they tossed it in the bottom of a dumpster
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“The cat’s out of the bag?” Good let me pet ‘em
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I’m barking up the right tree until proven otherwise
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Address the elephant in the room is a “yo momma so fat joke” to elephants
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“One trick pony” is not a slur when the horse does something cool as hell
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Holding sleeping dogs in contempt if they disrespect my courtroom by lying
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Baby shoes, for sale, never born.
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LIKE THIS STATUS TO BE IN COSTCO
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The Scrumbopolis fight club is the same thing but with farting
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Pooped the hangover out
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Going to r/booty looking for genuine help with my hemorrhoids and my post gets deleted for not being “on topic”
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Do girls like zyn?
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