Don Scrumbo

The Scrumbopolis gift shop is open for business! Show everyone the pride of your city or grab some souvenirs for your family on your visit! redbubble.com/people/Scrumbo…

Emotional support ballsack (hand in my pants)

The age of consent in Scrumbopolis is 10,000 years old.

To everyone fishing at Scrumbopolis lake: the fish are trained to not bite until Memorial Day. You’re wasting your time.

The Scrumbopolis deodorant factory doesn’t smell at all! Doesn’t that make sense?

Twerking is type of standing ovation

Confucius warned me about this smelly finger

@AirportThings I wanna see!

@scrumbo3 my skeleton bones are private mousier scrumbo

I made X-ray specs but I can’t see your titties only bones.

They really broke the mold when they made me. To smithereens when they tossed it in the bottom of a dumpster

“The cat’s out of the bag?” Good let me pet ‘em

I’m barking up the right tree until proven otherwise

Address the elephant in the room is a “yo momma so fat joke” to elephants

“One trick pony” is not a slur when the horse does something cool as hell

Holding sleeping dogs in contempt if they disrespect my courtroom by lying

Baby shoes, for sale, never born.

LIKE THIS STATUS TO BE IN COSTCO

The Scrumbopolis fight club is the same thing but with farting

Pooped the hangover out

Going to r/booty looking for genuine help with my hemorrhoids and my post gets deleted for not being “on topic”

Do girls like zyn?