Scrumptious Mothafucka

@dammy4trueluv I guess so bc I thought that was the only way you were supposed to receive a Bible, as a gift.

Honest answer: Would you accept a Bible as a birthday gift

@CarterJahad Hes bee 48 for the last decade in my mind. Forever too old for the shit he be saying 😅

Wait how old is this nigga

me? A wife?? I would love to see it 😌

My man keeps mentioning getting engaged yall 🥹

I really love that random wave of gratitude that hits you and reminds you of how blessed you actually are.

i rebuke every negative thing said over my life even as a joke

@LASHYBILLS I’m so glad the only time I had an Incredible Hulk I just went to sleep 😭 I can’t imagine the hell I would’ve went thru otherwise lmaooo

You definitely a Gen X or millennial if you know what this is called

The first eclipse of 2026 arrives Tuesday {2/17} at 6:52am ET and it’s a Solar Eclipse in Aquarius. Eclipses signify fated beginnings and endings. This one coincides with the transition into the Fire Horse year in Chinese astrology, a year known for bold momentum and unpredictable change. Something is accelerating. It’s time to pay attention to what the future is asking you to participate in. Consider this:

ARIES, Libra, Capricorn & Cancer have officially entered their Villain Era. For the next 3 years, they’ll get rid of distractions, prioritize their goals & grow by being under pressure. Now that Saturn has entered Aries, the cardinal signs are officially about to stop giving a f*ck, prioritize themselves ruthlessly, and not care if people think they're the villain in their story. Do you have any of these placements?

It’s Friday the 13th. Saturn enters Aries tonight at 7:12pm ET. We’re days away from an Aquarius eclipse, the beginning of the Fire Horse year, and the Saturn–Neptune conjunction at 0° Aries. Consider this your reminder: We are crossing into a different era; move accordingly.

@LangmanVince Watch carefully...

@benonwine Yes it was phenomenal

Have you ever actually lived ALONE? No kids. No roommates. No boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse. No pets. Just you?

@vaporwavedad_ Whatever gets more views. I think in reality his beliefs are closer to what he’s saying now, but he was fine with just being conspiracy guy joe Rogan cus it paid enough and he never thought it’d actually get this far.

What is this guy’s like actual position

@lunarfq Hi

You have 24 hours to say 'Hi' to Walt or you'll have a bad January

Every time i post my man on insta I lose followers which was expected the first few times but we’ve been together almost 2 years now….mfs are still holding out hope??

@vaporwavedad_ Congratulations 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 mayb 2026 being nothing but these moments!!!!

got the teaching job I interviewed for at the beginning of the month now I am no longer subbing and have a permanent position teaching 7th and 8th grade English

@benedictsred Infrequent travelers specifically who equate Cinnabon w the airport.

I hate that I have to ask this but, who is Cinnabon for? I was 330 lbs and still thought, “well that seems like a bit much”

It’s the way I be getting turned every which mf way but loose 😅

unfortunately for things, they have no choice but to work out for me.

I battle with shows about kids that show them kissing and engaging intimately tbh the world is too predatory to think nothing of it. Like you can allude not visualize please.