eve b.

@sourwons How old is this tree??

my wellas mango tree makes me smile so much

I wish sharks would hand down the knowledge that humans taste gross from shark generation to shark generation so then we don’t have to worry about getting bit n spat out

in an Adam Brody haze

@iamlp can get it. What a voice 😭😍

Is @JimmyButler good at what he does cause I know nothing about basketball but I think I’m crushing n I don’t wanna crush on a weenie

There are few things that are more fun than doing gummy bear surgery before eating your little non monochromatic science experiments

You can measure quality of documentary on level of narrator nasally-ness

@thebalamacab Please do!

We really gonna pretend like dubstep wasn’t a major part of our lives

Are the drug users chosen on Drugs Inc extra cheesy or is that how everyone looks to sober people 😂

Currently crying cause the world doesn’t deserve elephants ❤️

Girls operating their onlyfans on like a 3.0 megapixel camera

I have no interest in seeing what prince zukos voice looks like cause he’s prob not as hot as he sounds n I’m not ruining that for myself #AvatarTheLastAirbender

@Elaquent But it’s the birth of eagles

@scuffdxstiletto Especially in July

How does one make ice cream happen at 2 am 😖

@MONSTERSBITCHES He a freak if he got jewelry on his dick

Quarantine life hack: sleep thru the day to avoid the excruciating heat

Somethings wrong with my cat..

Last night I had a guy tell me he hopes this global pandemic doesn’t end soon so he could “have more time with me” n I just... hate humans 😓😑