Jain Biryani

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there was a time shitposting was cool, now it j seems sad

i miss the time everyone used to shitpost here

@clayyytonbigsby WHAT? i mean, WHAT???????

jain guy who starts eating eggs to prevent school kids from getting them

@Rohan_Choksi you planning on getting married?

Who wants me to be their boyfriend one final time before I get snatched up for good?

@_malyshka18 i was gon say something ab hinge pool, but yeah

@scumbagdaddyzi ... nothing?

im so jealous of people living outside of gujarat

charlie sheen typa life

@_malyshka18 yk what's the best thing i found in ahm?

@scumbagdaddyzi sbr bhi bakwas hi hai ab

@lakshpatnii bleh

drop anything to get added to a GC where you won’t meet the love of your life, people will test your patience and you’ll probably end up in a few lafdas. who’s in?

@juzokay apne papa k age k clients!1!

this is me everyday

Real

@RIZZpransh @notyourmanya samosa dates

@notyourmanya Soulmate h mtlb tera , take the hint

bro wtf the same guy came to pick me today asw 😂😭😭😭😭😭

@oggoluu silent knight?

ab mai ek silent account hun

@Rohan_Choksi areyou tho?

12 minutes into sauna and I let out a not-so-loud sigh as the sweat was getting to me and this man besides me asks if I’m okay?

i wanna backpack across ethopia now

bhai i'm sucha great cook

i miss playing gta v with boys in our apartment

thank you all for all the father's day wished btw

@juzokay what has happened to you?

6 dinn ki aur gareebi phir salary ajayegi