sycadaaa 🍒

just finished season 2 of severance …. it’s fuck Helly R

today is my version of hell … 2 back to back zoom calls

when an ex boo is now on ur nfl team …. kill me

men will ask you zero questions about yourself and then say they never met anybody like you

Ace and Jeremiah FINALLY arguing let’s get INTO IT #LoveIslandUSA

love island usa, you have done it again

why do my votes for love island usa have more of an effect than my actual presidential votes

this the weather you take a bad bitch like me to get ice cream in

THIS is the american they choose to put on love island uk???? cmon now 🙄

*finishes paying off my car* *gets in an accident* …. why is this my life

i have so many damn friends that are taurus’ & gemini’s

you wanna sell me your secret dreams preferred camping pass so bad

how many more people can pick up running as a hobby and make it their entire personality? we boutta have to close the streets for all these damn run club mf’s !!

I know i’m getting old when I don’t understand my high school players fashion styles

Tonight I met someone who is ‘Philly sober’ (Whippets only)

so aromatic