Sara M

@elonmusk I knew it…flat as a 🥞!

@soulclap I have been trying to find an old Adventures of Soul Clap episode online and I can’t find it ANYWHERE! Episode 77 - Death On The Balcony…absolute masterpiece. Any chance you can point me in the direction of where I can listen to it again?

@elonmusk picture this…2028 Presidential elections…time to switch up this (corrupt) two party system. Start looking for someone! I trust your judgement! P.S. Wish it could be you!

@andy_murray As they’re talking about time spent on court for the @usopen, I calculated that Tsitsipas spent more time in the bathroom than he did on the court! #overactivebladdersyndrom 😂

@capsgameent #toby

Is it possible to cough so much your head explodes?? #sickgirlproblems

@bdragon22 this seems like something you are going to pick up fairly soon...#these-exist-21" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">businessinsider.com/22-maps-that-s…

First drink after 40 days without hard liquor! #happyeaster #skrewdriver via.me/-bwg1x3a

Got a Microsoft surface! Thanks to my amazing boyfriend @billyblankss!! via.me/-a05fsi4

"That's Kevin Seraphin, he's from Africa, but like French Africa" @billyblankss

When the caps win, my night gets a little bit better! #lovemyCAPS

I've decided that I don't like food anymore.

By far the worst night of my life.

"plz babe i'm not your fat friend who you convince she looks great while she eats a 1lb burger" @uroshm #truthhurts

My boyfriend is ecstatic! RT @billyblankss: @BeccaMondo I'm just so happy! Your boy obviously killed it tonight cuz @Trey_Deuces killed it!

From day 1 I have been in love with #KirkCousins! #HTTR #12

@billyblankss I don't get it...

Happy birthday to my wonderful brother @bdragon22! #sweetsixteen!

@EITMonline just played Kesha...love it!