Sarah

nobody notices how sad you are until it turns into anger ... now you crazy and need help

Between Two Ferns bloopers

“i really like you” my trust issues:

anyone surprised by this was never a girl in 8th grade

Mom: “If someone offered you a house if you slept with them, would you?” “One time? How many square feet?” Mom: “WHAT?? I thought you’d say NO for sure.” “Then you’ve severely underestimated the current housing crisis.”

my whole life could be falling apart and imma still crack me a lil joke

the week before i get my period twitter.com/nohohankpilled…

well well well if it isn't my dear dear friend THE SIDE PART

@IzzyGnosis Do you need anything??

Me after being insane all day

“How much do you overthink” Me:

falsely accusing me of having an attitude will create the attitude you thought i had

“i dOn’T LiKe suBtiTleS” if you can’t read fast baby jus say that

"oh ok" actually means my heart just got ripped into a million pieces

Probably didn’t need the “crazy”. Literally cannot imagine Willem Dafoe playing a sane vampire hunter

Nobody: my eyes in photos:

“beefed up surveillance” is a wild choice of words here💀💀

Always our Captain. We love you, Andre.