Sarah-Jane Conlan

#SSTennis champagne on ice while watching The Wimbeldon Mens Final #Federer

@kate_conlan #everybodylovesaspeedo.

"@WolfpackAlan: I once had a goldfish that could break-dance on a carpet, but only for like 20 seconds." @kate_conlan

Whisky mixes really well with everything, except decisions. @Shell_Oosth

If there was an award for laziness, I'd send someone to pick it up for me. @Tayla_T

Friendship is so weird.. you just pick a human you’ve met and you’re like 'I like this one' and you just do stuff with them. @kate_conlan

"@MeanGlrIs: There's a special place in hell for people who incorrectly quote Mean Girls." @Ally_Richter

Alcohol is like the liquid version of Photoshop. @Shell_Oosth - everyone looks good

"@itsGreatGatsby: Breaking hearts since 1997 " @kate_conlan

"@miilkkk: I'm already hungover from how hammered I'm going to get tomorrow" @Tayla_T@kate_conlan

@BestMovieLine “Unfortunately in every contest, there must be a loser. Loo-hoo-ser-her”–Jim Carrey ‘Ace Ventura Pet Detective’ @kate_conlan

just read an article on the dangers of heavy drinking.. Scared the hell out of me. So that's it, after today no more reading." @kate_conlan

Why can't the T-Rex clap it's hands? Because it's extinct, you fucking retard.

'I love chick flicks' - @stuconlan. @kate_conlan

Voldemort: "So you just lie?" Pinocchio: "Yup!" @kate_conlan

@loren518goodwin well let's just say I'm more concerned on how I'm getting there in this weather hahah - have done nothing!!

There comes a time in every girl's life when the only thing that will help is a glass of wine. @r_charter101

Alcohol: "Turning childhood friends into awkward hook ups." @robs_forssman has your name on it