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@City_Xtra No wonder Pep is divorced lmao

Former #ManCity staff member on the 2018 Premier League title win: “Even though Pep wanted all these records we’d still go out. He’d be like ‘Right, Sunday, we’ve got a game but Monday, Tuesday we’ll go out’. It was every week. By the time we got to the actual parade my missus was like: ‘You can’t go out again, it’s getting beyond a joke! You’re out all the time.’ I’m like: ‘But Pep’s asking me to’. "Anyway, we’re in the canteen having a few beers before we got on the parade bus and Pep says ‘Are you out tonight?’ I say: ‘I can’t. I think I’ll be left homeless if I go.’ So Pep goes: ‘Well, stay at my apartment if you want.’ 'I can’t Pep, it’s my missus.’ ‘You want me to ring her? Come on, ring your missus.’ "Everyone was around us. My missus answered. ‘Hello, this is Pep.’ She says: ‘Who?’ ‘It’s Pep Guardiola.’ She’s gone: ‘All right, yeah, go on?’ ‘Listen, I know we’ve been out a lot recently but we’ve just won the Premier League. I’ll have him home by 2AM.’ My missus just replies, ‘One’ and hits the red button. Everyone’s there howling..." The real Pep Guardiola: Untold stories from a decade with City’s Pied Piper. Read @TelegraphDucker's full report on @TeleFootball. ⤵️ telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…

Pep Guardiola is much more than just an unbelievable manager. He spoke up for the people of Palestine, Sudan and Congo while others looked away. Pep used his platform to defend our shared humanity. That will never be forgotten. Thank you, Pep.

Pep Guardiola to step down after incredible decade as City Manager 🩵 🔗 mancity.co/Pep-Guardiola

"What a time we have had together." 🩵

@tebzafc lol searched this the other day. they’d just chill and be taken care of unless you were a caveman in tottenham then you’d be forced to run it off

I still think how a human brain can create this level of fiction

Arsenal fans have officially lost it

Imagine losing your life savings and then you’ve got fucking Wall-E & his mates Gegenpressing you as you try leave

🚨🗣️ Pep Guardiola on why Manchester City's level is always better at the end of the season: "It's the SUN... No, I'm not joking. There is never sun In Manchester." "If there was sun in November, we would be Premier League champions in January. It's the SUN, honestly."

@smekdoncat ...salah besar

@JurrienTimber Alex Scott 74:47 😭😭😭😭😂

"why argue if you could just wait" all timer

Full-time at Emirates Stadium.

They said they need Kirk Cousin’s Agent to be negotiating with Iran and I screamed ☠️😂

We might witness the first ever Cy Young, MVP, and World Series MVP in one person in the same year.

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The arrogance of Madrid, the greatness of Spurs, and the titles won by Brighton

What do you call AI slop that’s actually a gem

VEDA PRATAMA TAKES HIS MAIDEN #MOTO3 PODIUM IN P3! 👏🚀 The first-ever Indonesian to score a GP podium 🇮🇩 #BrazilianGP 🇧🇷