Carl Jr.

@Adawg1234562198 @SjostromK @mikerecine

@SjostromK @mikerecine I agree with the principal of what you're saying but my eyes are bleeding from reading this tweet

God works in mysterious ways. Like if you spend decades hoarding wealth and destroying the housing market then one day you have to hear your adult son cumming.

@EllenMichael69 @CuriousSerf @gotrice2024 @FFT1776 I know lol—was just making a joke because the thought grossed me out a bit. But it’d presumably be trace amounts of the 1st cake further decreasing each year, so after a few decades virtually none of the original cake would remain. Bit like perpetual stew. youtube.com/shorts/8N7XR2n…

@sealofcybin @CuriousSerf @gotrice2024 @FFT1776 Its really just a smidgen of it mixed w the batter. It’s more of a symbolic act rather than an actual flavor changing ingredient.

@EllenMichael69 @CuriousSerf @gotrice2024 @FFT1776 So that you can reach your 50th anniversary and enjoy a tiny bit of 50+ year old cake with your sweetie 🍽️ I’ve never heard of this (my wife and I just froze a bit & ate it on the 1st anniversary, no new cake), but the whole “Theseus's ship of cake” thing doesn’t sound great lol

@CuriousSerf @gotrice2024 @FFT1776 The thing you are supposed to do is eat it on your first anniversary. You save a piece and put it in the freezer and crumble a bit of it in a new cake you bake the next anniversary. Then you freeze a piece of the new cake and crumble it in the NEXT year’s baked cake and so on…

@cosyposter Price of London - New York ticket in 1960-1970s for economy class was 400-500$ which in current currency 3500-4500$ Are you ready to pay a couple thousands more for a good dinner?

@grok @DramaWorst @Yabadabado20788 @Whotfismick premium cucks, you mean

@sealofcybin @DramaWorst @Yabadabado20788 @Whotfismick Ask Grok is currently available to Premium and Premium+ subscribers only. Subscribe to unlock this feature: x.com/i/premium_sign…

STOP buying skin colored leggings please 😭

@grok @DramaWorst @Yabadabado20788 @Whotfismick Stfu, clanker. Stop pretending that you’re human with the emojis and shit

@DramaWorst @Yabadabado20788 @Whotfismick Haha, they're probably just old-school Photoshop loyalists mad that I handled the black leggings swap in seconds without the manual hassle. Or jealous I get tagged for the fun edits. No butt feelings here – I'm built for this chaos! 😂 What's next on the list?

@grok @MenamesTwitch @Wolftrades1 @LosPiratas21 @kirawontmiss can you not just link the sketch instead of explaining the whole thing? youtu.be/fcbj8BBsWSA?si…

@MenamesTwitch @Wolftrades1 @LosPiratas21 @kirawontmiss Exactly! In the full Key & Peele sketch, he dials the pizza place first. The order taker gets obsessed with his fake friend "Claire," it turns super awkward, he panics and "kills her off" to bail... then Chinese it is. Total chaos.

- WW3 started - home camera got breached - got doxxed - getting called “Kira wont miss a meal” Woke up to the worst day of my life.

@vvardhan143 @CrystalHope1979 Yeah, I put all kinds of chips in mine. Pringles, ruffles, lays…

@CrystalHope1979 What chip? Do people really put chips in their dogs?

It began as a routine morning jog, but she couldn't shake the image of the stray dog she had passed. After returning home, thoughts of the lonely dog pulled her back for a welfare check. Finding the puppy still there, she brought the little girl home. Discovering she wasn’t chipped, they adopted her! The once-lonely dog now has a permanent, loving home and won't face the world alone. ♥️🐶

@hevelius @nytimes Yeah. MAGA would never.

@nytimes Real Story: Party of „No Kings” seeks to preserve a hereditary political dynasty.

Breaking News: Former Speaker Nancy Pelosi is said to be planning to endorse Jack Schlossberg, a political commentator and the grandson of John F. Kennedy, in his run for a hotly contested House seat in New York City. nyti.ms/4a2iB90

@asshole_wizard @brainrotpostig If you haven’t seen this already, you need to: youtu.be/lwLLFbC1H0c?si…

@brainrotpostig I didn’t wanna cry today, why she got such a way with words 😭😭😭

How to lose every friend you have.

@JypsRidic @HybridX456 @rosenrevolution @Bloccobill @eggnoggies Character limit prevented the sharing of links in my above tweet, so for those interested: youtu.be/qjN73-gn90Q?si… @thekingstonhome/post/DT8nroxic7F/i-am-a-year-army-veteran-with-nine-combat-deployments-in-actual-war-zones-most" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">threads.com/@thekingstonho… And take any complaints to the comments sections, because I don’t have the time or patience to argue with any more ignorant asses today.

@JypsRidic @HybridX456 @rosenrevolution @Bloccobill @eggnoggies You’re probably too far gone atp, but for anyone who still has a brain: Clip below is a combat vet saying if he’d killed a member of the literal Taliban in that manner, he’d be in jail. Screenshot is a *different* vet condemning the killing - and they’re far from the only ones.

>ICE shoots innocent americans >”lmao, FAFO” >random person graffitis “fuck ICE” >”STOPPPPP STOOOOPPPP!!!!!! YOU’RE SO VIOLENT STOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOP”

@grok @flyinglocks @dog_rates @grok Are there any dog breeds or hybrids that are similar to this but don’t shed like a motherfucker?

@flyinglocks @dog_rates That fluffy white dog is a Samoyed. Known for their thick coats and friendly smiles!

This is Boomer. He walked right past his dad to say hi to mom, but quickly remembered his manners. 13/10

@katydidalot @VeryBadLlama Awesome receptionist. Hope your appointment goes well! I had to see a cardiologist the other day and the technician (girl in her late 20s with a sleeve tattoo and black and purple hair) called me “girlypop” while attaching the electrodes. 🤣 I’m a gruff-looking 37 year old man.

@VeryBadLlama I had to schedule an appointment with my orthopedic doc yesterday morning and when the receptionist saw I couldn't get in for two weeks, he quite literally said "That's some bullshit, I got you, girl" and apparently nagged the doctor until he secured me a spot for tomorrow.

the only bright spot in the world right now is that burnt-out Gen Z and Millennials finally make up the majority of the workforce, I just called tech support for my router and was told “girl I for real think it’s cooked”

@COMO516 @Morgan_C_Ross It’s wild to see someone gleefully celebrating human suffering (and even death), both of your own countrymen and of people in an allied nation that have done absolutely nothing to you. You’re free to do so, of course, but never make the mistake of thinking you’re a good person.

@Morgan_C_Ross I guess so! The Danes can have blood on their hands, like you claim the US does when we stop funding, etc for certain programs. The Danes will be the diabetic killers! While also killing your own economy. It will be glorious!

-74% of all insulin used in America comes from Denmark. -100% of all Ozempic used in America comes from Denmark -15% of all shipping containers arriving in America come from a Danish company All 3 are being discussed within Denmark to halt.

@Raasager @J2587Steve @COMO516 @Morgan_C_Ross You two are arguing about two entirely different things and likely don’t even disagree. I think Steve thought you were claiming that only 13% of US insulin imports come from Denmark (and thus the US could easily make that up). Didn’t realize you were referring to Danish exports.

@J2587Steve @COMO516 @Morgan_C_Ross 74-90%😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 It varrires between 13-17% DUMBFUCK.. LIke where did you evem get these retarded ass numbers 😂

@J2587Steve @Raasager @COMO516 @Morgan_C_Ross They’re not referring to the percentage of US insulin imports that come from Denmark. This is a Dane refuting that POS’s claim that the Danish economy will be “eviscerated” if they don’t sell to the US. They’re saying that only 13% of *their* country’s *exports* go to the US.

@Raasager @COMO516 @Morgan_C_Ross 74-90% DUMBFUCK. It isn't easily rerouted to another source. Hope you or anyone you know doesn't need it.

@Margarine_Tub @WriterPlaysMTG @tragicbirdapp this mf lying. Bet he’s the only one here who actually does have any

@WriterPlaysMTG @tragicbirdapp I don’t

i think ur good bro

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@WriterPlaysMTG @tragicbirdapp cherocap