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I have such a weird thing about throats. I can barely shave my Adam’s apple.

@_corneliusio @KielyHealey On the case. 🧐

@thecoreymartin Start over.

“Any shoe I can’t slip on is a shoe I’m not interested in.” -@jeremy_cline

I just opened a jar of jalapeños and started eating them with a fork. I don’t know who I am anymore.

I have egg in my crocks.

@thecoreymartin @jeremy_cline Contracted a terrible rash. (Incoherent mumbling) Santa sash glass in a house made of photographs.

@jeremy_cline Saw a terrible crash.

@jeremy_cline This one took me like 8 seconds to get. Great pun.

“If someone paid me $600 to not have a goat, I wouldn't have a goat.” -Sofie Heuser

“I’m bad at ‘the twitter’” Jessica Cole from @Lyric_House. Such an honor getting to interview you for the @shadowscapejams podcast! We ❤️ U!

I want to build a study that smells like hawk nests and boat fuel and Ernest Hemingway‘s attic.

@thecoreymartin I say they deserve a champion belt for absorbing blows against the ropes as long as they did. #blessed #schoolisfordummies #whatarehashtags?

Got stabbed n the bum by a #bayonet 2day. #WW2 era #Russian Mauser 2b specific. Ya just can't make this up kids. #Totes need a #tetanus shot

Today I electrocuted a horse in the face. Never touch an electric fence while ALSO petting a horse. Not only blinding pain, you feel so sad.

@WestsideRoyal in the studio with @WestsideRoyal and @Mac Bowes just said he likes Oasis better than John Lennon. Just throwing that outhere

@thecoreymartin is already at the show waiting for me. I'm sure he will live tweet any songs that I miss.

Good Friday service at Calvary chapel Kansas City was amazing. Now I'm blasting over to the sprint center to see @JohnMayer with friends.

@thecoreymartin Yesssssss. This warms my heart. #windcredit