sean (10 minute version)

PELS ARE IN THE PLAYOFFS BABY #WBD

I’m hanging up the cleats. It’s not goodbye, it’s see you later @twitter

There’s a special place (in hell) for people who sneak their bandaid ass toes through the cracks between airplane seats 😷

lmao

The Cat in the Hat (2003)

🤙🤙

Happy Pride from the CPAP Store

@PinkSiifu Did y’all end up at a strip joint in Seattle after that venue shut your show down early?

There’s an official Lego advertisement where this guy gets racial profiled and abused by the cops

How I imagine bartenders perceive me when I come back the following day asking if they’ve seen my car keys and bag (I was wearing green man)

Dog at the park named rizzie humping all the other dogs

Friendship ended with WonkaBox, now DuneBox is my best friend #XboxDunePartTwoSweepstakes

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@chanesthesia Wait same tho, did they move it??

Totally thought the Jazz game was today

Initial

One of the managers at my work replied all and spelled the word “enicle”

@vespucscaramuc What did you guys talk about

I’m too young to have ridden in this many tow trucks

@carmell021 I have no idea who she is but I’m going to keep assuming she’s a person and that you’re being very rude

i don’t think god meant for rosslyn, va to look like that

@chanesthesia Pels tho

Saints are insufferable man